Strawberry Cake

This could only work if he gave everything to it, no half-efforts! Clenching his butt, Mineta bent his knees and jumped into the air. The rock girl instantly put her defenses up but it was too late for her. Mineta landed on his knees and hands, and with maybe too much ****, slapped his forehead on the floor.

"I'm soooooooooooooooooooooorry!" There he was, groveling in the middle of the room and screeching an apology. Truly the highest point of his life.

But he would do anything as long as it served his goals and groveling was one of them. He noticed how clean the floor was too, that's a famous hero school for ya, with floors so shiny he could see the girl's dumbfounded expression without a problem.

"W-what's this all about?" Her brain hadn't recovered from the surprise just yet, it was time to hit the iron while it was hot!

"I know I should have come earlier to apologize but I was ashamed of my conduct! I was a sorry excuse of a man and I can't ask for forgiveness hard enough!"

"E-enough of that, you idiot! Get up!" He could hear the embarrassment in her voice, the plan was working! Making things so awkward and intense that she would want to sweep it all under the rug and not think about it!

"I cannot! I don't deserve to be at the same eye level as you!" Mineta was pretty sure Tooru just stepped over him and kept ignoring the strange situation that was unfolding.

Mineta's gaze went to the reflection of Jirou, her face was like a tomato, her extended lobes wriggled uncomfortably and she was looking at the window and probably considering if she could survive the fall.

Eventually, the whole thing reached its boiling point. "Okay okay, I get it you weird gremlin! You are very sorry and want me to forgive you, right? Fine, I forgive you but only if you stop this!"

"Really?" Mineta's forehead left the cold floor, it was a bit red after the aggressive bowing. "Oh, Jirou, I don't deserve your kindness but that only shows how much of a good person you are."

"Yeah yeah, I'm truly a saint." She grumbled and got back to drink her milk with extra vitamins, her other hand rubbed her forehead with annoyance. "Hope you know apologies mean crap if you aren't planning to actually change. Talking is easy."

And that was his cue. "You are 100% right on the money, I need to do something for others so I can prove I mean business."

The girl with elongated lobes stopped drinking to squint at him. "Why do I have this bad feeling?"

Mineta ignored her. "And that's why I'm starting my path of atonement by helping Momo fulfill her dream of being the class president!"

Purple eyebrows shoot for the girl's hairline. "You are helping Momo? To be president? And wouldn't her dream be to become a great hero and not something so small?"

Mineta ignored her, again. "And you can help both of us become better by simply casting your vote for a girl who'll give her everything to help her classmates. What do you say?"

"The others weren't kidding, you have been acting very weird lately." So the words of his acts were starting to spread around. Not strange since he has become a social butterfly within a few days of getting into the school.

"I wouldn't say that, you haven't met me long enough to know how I usually act."

"I say trying to spy on girls at the first chance you got gave everyone a good idea of who you are." Jirou crossed her arms, sadly it didn't have the same effect as when Mina did it. Reality could be cruel.

"Not the best first impression, I admit, but it's a first impression nonetheless. You shouldn't judge my whole character based on it."

"Oh, I'm going to do exactly that, you little pervert." And that was that today wasn't going to be the day Mineta and the girl would become friends, that's for sure.

Resigning to her harsh words with a sigh, Mineta shook her head. "That's fair but we weren't talking about that, Momo getting to be class president like she wants was. Are you voting for her or not?"

It came a bit angrier than he meant to, if he was honest all that judging and shit was grinding on his patience a bit too much. He got it, he made a small mistake move on! Jeez, how sensitive! Jirou must not have picked up on his small outburst of frustration because there was no earphone jack lodged into his eye, a small miracle.

She sneered and went back to her milk with a thoughtful expression. "I'll think about it, not like I care much about who ends up winning, as long as it isn't you."

This bitch. "Fine."

"Very fine."

"Super fine!"

And that was the end of their very friendly interaction. But Mineta wasn't going to let it ruin his day, she could be all prickly if she wanted, what the punk girl didn't know was that while Mineta was groveling in front of her, he could see her panties.

It was a nice shade of purple that he approved, even through a reflection he could see how soft her thighs were. He bet that if he rubbed that sweet mound between her legs she would sing for him, would be hard to throw insults if she was too busy moaning.

The fantasy was enough to get his mood back up, it would be counterproductive to try and convince people with a frown on his face. A peek of yellow hair let him know of his next target.

"Hey man, how's it going?" Kaminari took a pair of earphones out of his ears and nodded to the smaller boy.

"Not much, just wondering what we'll have for lunch. Could go for some pizza." Mineta had to admit, he was a man of taste. "Shame you were too busy to hang out and all."

Ah, still a bit butt-hurt about it. It was true that Mineta neglected to interact with the rest of his classmates who lacked a certain chromosome but there was no need for passive-aggressive comments like that. He hoped that the bitterness wouldn't get in the way of his plans.

Good thing Damage Control was his second name. "Listen, man, I get it but it wasn't personal. Just been busy lately, that's all!"

Kaminari shrugged. "No big deal, just don't be so cold next time."

"I promise I won't." Unless he had to choose between him and a hottie. Everyone has to make hard choices, nothing personal. "But I came to make you a proposition."

"Was that?" The electric boy leaned a bit closer to hear the vertically challenged boy better.

"You know about this whole election thing, right?" He did unless Kaminari somehow had fallen asleep in class. "I've been moving some strings around and with your help, I'm sure we can make Momo the class president."

"Momo? Wouldn't you want to be the one that gets elected?" His weirdly shaped eyebrows went up.

"No no, that's too much work!"

"But you are putting work to get her elected, and why Momo of all people?"

"Ugh, do I have to explain everything to you?" Mineta jumped on a nearby seat and put an arm around the other boy's shoulders. "Think about it, let's say you get into trouble and have to be told off by the class president. Would you want that person to be a stuck-up dude like that four-eyes or by a pretty, bombshell like Momo?"

"I... suppose she would be better? But I'd prefer not to get told off at all."

"You are missing the point! Just imagine the benefits, maybe you'll get a perfect score and she'll be so impressed she'll give you a reward." To drive the point home, Mineta began to squeeze an imaginary set of tits.

That worked, Kaminari's face lit up and a bit of blood trickled down his nose. "Y-you think so?"

"Totally." As long as Momo suddenly adopted porn logic but he didn't need to know that. A nice fantasy could get you going for a long time, besides, maybe Momo will reach that point with enough work from Mineta.

Of course, the only one enjoying the benefits would be him.

"So, what do you say, friend? Does she have your vote?" He offered his hand.

Kamira clasped it with a grin. "You bet! This is going to be awesome!"

All according to plan! If things kept going this well, all of the class would be dancing on the palm of his hand, it was okay for such gullible people to be heroes? If an actual smart villain came around, they would be so easily tricked!

Problems for another day. Now for his next target...

Mineta flinched, he was so focused on his current plan that the sudden ring of the lunch bell scared him a little. He supposed that taking a break and getting something to eat was a nice reward for all his hard work. Besides, he could convince someone else while he was there.

The mess hall was full of hungry students searching for sustenance, Mineta weaved between them in his efforts to reach the delicious food. What should he grab today? Kaminari had put pizza in his mind and now he was craving the greasy delight. He just had to-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

"The hell is that!?" Mineta screamed and many others joined.

"Is the UA alarm!" Someone screeched.

"Why is activating now? Did someone breach?"

"V-villains, it has to be villains! We are under attack!"

And then everything went to hell.

Turns out that teenagers were prone to freak out and do dumb shit no matter their dreams to be heroes and put their lives on the line. Without even knowing what was going on, many students began to push people around to try and reach the nearest exit. It didn't work, the only thing that happened was that many people were pushing in different directions as they tried to get out.

"Fuck!" Someone's knee got Mineta on the cheek! He had to get out of there before people trampled over him!

He looked around, trying to find a small space to escape between people's legs. Then he saw them, two big, round bubblegums separated by a thin piece of cloth.

All the chaos and noise disappeared from Mineta's mind. He didn't care if villains were attacking or if he was about to get trampled, the only thing his brain could process was Mina's fat ass.

The girl was even wearing leopard print underwear and everyone knows only sluts wear those! Mina was saying something but it came in one ear and out the other for the drooling boy. Too much blood was rushing to his cock for him to care, he needed to seize the opportunity!

There was a tiny voice inside Mineta's head, a tiny voice that pleaded for him not to do it, to have patience and do something safer.

That voice was promptly silenced.

This was no time for meek actions or logic, not when such an ass was in front of him and begging for his attention. Mineta was fed up with gentle touches and caressing, he wanted to give those lewd bodies what they deserved. The sea of people pushed him towards it, fate wanted him to do it.

Mineta didn't bother lifting up his hands, he stepped forward and let those pink cheeks embrace his face whole. There was a gasp and a tremble of her body but Mineta focused his full attention on the feeling of softness enveloping him, to the curious smell of the girl. Mina said something but the general noise of the crowd drowned it.

His hands twitched, wanting to feel what his face did. Fingers sunk into the cheeks of the girl who hated him, they squeezed a shudder out of her but didn't stop. They molded them like dough, pinching and stretching them apart so Mineta could go deeper inside but there was an obstacle. An annoying piece of fabric separated Mineta from greatness, such a thing could not stand.

One of his hands took a small break from playing with the cheeky girl's cheeks to pull her panties to the side. Once again, Mina gasped out something and shook her ass from side to side, no doubt she was eager to feel more of Mineta. She didn't have to wait for long, once her pink, puckered hole was in view, the boy's tongue pressed against it without a doubt. The girl went stiff and trembled.

It was a peculiar taste but definitely not a bad one, Mineta was already growing fond of it the more he licked and kissed the twitching hole. He could feel her body getting hotter and sweatier, or he hoped it was sweat, nothing was melting so it must mean the girl didn't want him dead just yet. Fingers took a good grip of her ass and Mineta shoved a nice length of his tongue into her asshole. This time, he was sure she moaned.

But it wasn't enough, more, he wanted more, he wanted the girl's body to be changed by the pleasure she was experiencing. Nose deep in that ass, the boy had a last trick up his sleeve, he moved his hands to the front of the girl and touched her covered pussy. Lips curved into a wicked smile at the dampness of her panties, bitch was wet like a waterfall. Not giving her any rest, his fingers began rubbing as fast as they could. Mina's knees were trembling badly and he was sure the only thing supporting her was the boy's hands and face.

He touched a small bump right above her pussy and a loud slam echoed across the room. Mina squirted in her panties and on Mineta's fingers, a wet and sticky shower of ecstasy. It was the signal for Mineta to emerge from the pink sea and take a breath of fresh air, he did just that and Mina collapsed to her knees. The boy had to blink a few times to get back his bearings.

Apparently, the loud slam from before was caused by Iida slamming himself against the wall as if he were an emergency exit sign and now he was giving some kind of speech, Mineta couldn't be bothered to listen too busy looking at the girl he just molested.

It was good that everyone was looking up at Iida because she was a bit of a mess. Mineta couldn't see her face but the girl was on her knees, her body trembling from time to time and every time she did, a small moan escaped her lips. The most noticeable thing was the small puddle that rested under her fat ass.

He did that, Mineta made a girl cum. Again.

His dick twitched hard, part of him wanted to whip it out and rub it on Mina's face to show her who made her cum in the middle of a crowd. But he wasn't that crazy, instead, he decided to go out of the room while everyone was distracted.

He grabbed an apple on his way out and bit down. It tasted like ass.

Oh yeah, they were doing an election, weren't they? Sadly, there was no time left to convince more people, Mineta had to have faith that his efforts to that point were enough. Everyone was sitting in their seats while the votes were counted.

His eyes went to the pink-haired girl in the class, her face was a dark shade of purple and she was squirming in her seat. If what Mineta had heard from his classmates was true, Mina had gotten a bit nervous with the whole panic caused by some dumb reporters and had sprayed some acid on the floor. Mineta knew better, it was kind of adorable that she had burned the floor to hide the evidence of her orgasm, kinda like a kid trying to hide they wetted the bed.

On the other hand, he was lucky she didn't melt his skull while he was messing with her, but the risk was worth it. That bitch squirted so hard on his hands!

Before the boy could pop a boner in the middle of the class, the lazy teacher called everyone to attention. Doing the bare minimum as a teacher, Aizawa wrote it down on the chalkboard.

Surprisingly, many students decided to vote for themselves, which was obvious since they only had a single vote. All except for the top three.

Tenya Iida: 2 votes

Mineta Minoru: 3 votes

Momo Yaoyorozu: 6

The reactions of the class were a mixed bag. There were the ones who were disappointed for not winning, the ones who expected to lose but had fun with the whole thing, Bakugo was shitting itself or something and many of the girls were congratulating Momo for her outstanding victory.

"Wait, does that mean Mineta is vice president?" It was Jirou who pointed it out.

The gazes were turned on him, inquisitive eyes wondering how such a thing could be possible. Mineta did his best to play it cool, so he grinned at them and gave the class a thumbs-up.

Only Kaminari responded in kind.

Before more questions could be asked, Aizawa grumble something about how making a fuss was illogical, whatever the fuck that meant. He called them both to the front of the class to make things official.

Momo and Mineta stood in front of the class and the teacher gave them both their new titles before going to sleep.

Vice President: +5 to charm rolls with 1A students and teachers. Due to new responsibilities, Mineta will lose an interaction slot every odd school day.

His new position was a bit of a pain but it came with great benefits so he couldn't complain much.

Before Mineta could walk back to his seat Momo decided all on her own to give a small speech. "First of all, we want to thank you all for your votes, they are the proof that you trust us to guide this class the correct way. We'll work hard and hear all your problems and ideas related to school, don't be afraid of talking to us at any time."

Wow wow wow! She was putting words in his mouth, he never agreed to all of that! Except, he kinda did when accepting the position, didn't he? And she was bowing too so Mineta had to do the same to not look bad in front of the whole class. Looks like he should have thought about this whole thing a bit more, but at least people seemed to respect him a tad more and Momo gave him a pretty cute smile. He considered it a victory.

The rest of the day was much, MUCH, less fun. Momo and he had to get familiar with their new responsibilities and fill out some paperwork to finalize the whole thing. By the time the whole process was done, Mineta wanted nothing more than to fall into a coma for a few days.

"I'll be counting on you from here on out." Were Momo's words when the two of them said goodbye. She tried to look and sound professional but the rich girl was very happy about getting elected.

In a way so was he, sure, he had to convince and sometimes trick people but it felt pretty good to be trusted by others.

As he went under the covers, Mineta felt his body ache a bit but he didn't give it major importance.

Tomorrow was going to be his first day as Vice President.