Straight

Ever seen the crying game? Yeah, let's not do that. I won't tell you my secret unless I have to, and I'll tell you before you find out on your own if I can help it. Lust after me all you want, cowboy, but once you find out what I'm packing, I can only guess that you won't want to play anymore.

So, with that, I'm going to put you back into Bellevue High; you won't remember this conversation or anything about me. I don't know your schedule, so I'm just going to put you back in school and let you figure it out. Quit staring at my tits, and yes, they are VERY real. I'll let you play with them for a bit, but you still need to remember that you'll just be punishing yourself.

Now hold on, this is going to hurt....