Straight

Now now, just don't go thinking that because we have that whole tab A and slot B thing going on that we're going to fuck like rabbits for all eternity.

Well, that might happen, but I wouldn't count on it.

My job here is to guide you through this and...hey...eyes up...look at my eyes when I'm talking to you and not these tits.

You're going to be a handful, aren't you.

No, not like that, you fucking pervert.

Not like that either.

Goddamn...it's gonna be a long eternity.

Now, you're not going to remember this at all. As far as you know, it's a perfectly normal day and you're at school. That's just the rules. I'm not really sure which class you should have right now, so I'm just gonna drop you off and let you figure it out. I'll come and find you when I can so you can get this figured out.....all right, that's it. You keep looking at my chest, that's fine. YOU figure out what the hell is going on.

I MIGHT help you later you horny fucker. In the mean time, brace yourself, because this is going to hurt like a 10-inch cock up your ass.