Straight up

"Well, first, I work part-time as a dominatrix. I don't go all the way with my clients, but... you know..."

"It's sexual in nature." She interjects.

"Yeah, and I can't quit it either."

"No I get it. It's just uhh... Can't say I was expecting that." She lets out a nervous chuckle.

"It's cool. You're not the first one I've surprised with that."

"I mean, what does it involve?"

"Depends on the client, but things like spanking, tickling, foot worship..."

"Just no physical sex?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I guess that's fine if that's all it is. I'm not doing open relationships." Well shit. That's gonna complicate the second thing.

"Oh... Well the other thing I was gonna say is that I'm bisexual."

"Huh... I mean fair enough..." There's a hint of disappointment in her tone.

"I'm full of surprises." My voice trembles with a hint the of anxiety racking my brain.

"Yeah... Well, I mean at least you're honest."

"Yeah."

"Well, I mean as I said, I'm not doing open relationships."

"That's fair."

"But I may have a solution." A smile forms on her face that raises my eyebrow.

"Yeah?"

"Wait there."

She stands up and walks off, making me wonder what sort of solution she has in mind.