Straight from the Garden

Lady Eve smirked at her mere mortal enemies. Everyone knew she couldn't be hurt or killed, but nobody ever knew why, or where Lady Eve came from...

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It was one day in the garden where all the trees grew and could be freely picked. Eve was relaxing when the serpent came up to her.

"Hey, you should eat that fruit in the middle of the garden."

"The one where you know good and evil?" Eve said confused, "God said not to."

"It'll be fine," the serpent assured her, "you'll be as gods."

"Alright," Eve shrugged as she took the fruit and ate it, her eyes wide open at the new knowledge she got. She quickly ran over to her mate Adam and had him eat some.

"Whoa," he said.

"I know, right?" Eve boasted as Adam looked down and panicked.

"Oh fuck, we're naked!" Adam gasped.

"Huh?" Eve shrugged, not getting his drift as she looked down at herself and saw nothing on that would cause concern. She looked at Adam in amusement as he rushed to the fig leaves to cover his crotch.

"Here!" Adam threw her a garland of fig leaves.

"Ah! Don't touch me with that poison ivy!" Eve dodged as whistling was heard in the distance.

"Oh shit, God's coming!" Adam ran behind some trees as God strolled up, looking around.

"Where's Adam?" he asked Eve as she just pointed to where he was hiding.

"Sorry, God..." Adam chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck, "I had to get myself covered because I was naked."

"What?!" God yelled in anger, "who told you you were naked?! You ate that fruit, didn't you?"

"Yeah, but she made me!" Adam protested and pointed at Eve, who was still fully naked and watching the scene unfold before her.

"Well that's a shame," God tsk-tsk'd Adam, "but because you ate from the fruit I told you not to, and were ashamed of your creation, the ground is cursed for you. And now..." God snapped his fingers and angels with flaming swords came up behind him.

"What... what do you mean?" Adam tried to make sense of this.

"I think you know what I mean..." God pointed to the entrance of the garden as Adam's face fell and he walked out. Eve started following him before God stopped her.

"Not you," he continued, "you are not ashamed of your creation, and can stay.

Oh, and by the way, you need a name. 'Eve' has a good fit to it."

Eve watched as Adam struggled out of the gate, and as God lifted a fully clothed woman out of the ground beside him. She was intrigued by how the woman's shape was flatter and more of a rectangle compared to her own hourglass form. But, sighing, she went back to her trees and ate as the rest of human history has unfolded outside the garden.