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Chapter 202
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Mr Nice Guy
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Stopppp (Don't Stop)
7:08 AM
Isla: good morning, mister 5-star uber kisser
Raj: bold of you to assume i'm awake
Isla: you answered in 2 seconds
Raj: sleep is for people who didn't meet the love of their life on saturday night
Isla: omg stopppp (don't stop)
Raj: i won't. hi.
7:10 AM
Isla: want me to pick you up for school? i'm leaving in like 20
Raj: pick me up?? like… at my house? you know that means you'll see the legendary front lawn flamingo and my mom's slippers collection
Isla: i fear nothing. send address, raj mahal
Raj: you cannot call me raj mahal and expect me to function
Isla: functioning is optional. being cute is mandatory. address pls
7:12 AM
Raj: 2764 jasper ave - it's the beige one that looks like every other beige one
Isla: got it. what music do you want? your choice = driver aux privileges
Raj: you're giving me aux on date 2?? this escalated fast
Isla: i believe in you
Raj: dangerous. okay. playlist title: "uber but make it destiny"
Isla: adding it now
7:14 AM
Raj: just to confirm… saturday wasn't a prank taylor put you up to?
Isla: lol no. also taylor says hi and that nick is "surprisingly cute"
Raj: proud of my boy. we grow so fast
Isla: so… are you nervous?
Raj: only in the "my stomach is doing backflips and my hands forgot how to be hands" way
Isla: same. butterflies doing cheer routines
7:16 AM
Raj: fyi i'm wearing the jacket you said looked good. i will now pretend i always dress like this
Isla: noted. '’m wearing the lip gloss that tastes like strawberries. purely informational.
Raj: ah yes purely info no implications whatsoever
Isla: exactly. no implications about stop signs or parking lots or greetings
7:18 AM
Raj: my mom just asked if i'm "meeting a young lady." i said "define meeting." send help
Isla: i'll be your help in 10. save me a hug
Raj: saving two. also… thanks for picking me up.
Isla: thanks for making saturday the best. and for… you know… being you.
Raj: statistically unlikely but i will continue being me
Isla: perfect. see you soon, raj mahal
Raj: see you soon, isla-la
7:27 AM
Isla: outside! nice flamigos.
Raj: coming out now. brace for potential mother encounter.
Isla: i'm ready for anything
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The day after Joey's eighteenth birthday he discovers that something has changed. He'd been accused of mansplaining before, but now when he does it, women begin to think that he's right! Where did this power come from, and where will it take him? Let's find out! Note: all characters are over eighteen.
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