Still say no.

"My answer is still no," you say.

Venus looks shocked. "What? How can you say that--to me of all people? Even the homosexual mortals say yes to me!" She puts her hands on her hips and her eyes seem to shine with some inner fire. "You know that I can make you impotent forever, or I could make you fall madly in love with cow or a cactus if I wanted to!"

You shake your head "You see, that's part of the problem. I know you gods are fickle, you especially. I could have great sex with you once and then have you turn me into some kind of weirdo who can only orgasm to jelly donuts or something. I need someone I can trust involved in this"

Venus looks thoughtful for a moment, "Hmmmmm....someone you can trust?" She seems to be talking to herself, "Well, she did say that she would if it was a last resort..." Venus looks up, "Minerva, I think I need your help."

Suddenly another figure appears on your computer screen. A women with pale white skin like marble. Long flowing brown hair falls from her head in waves. She is dressed in an armored breastplate and short skirt, with shin and forearm guards. She seems to be very fit but not overly muscular. Her face is perfectly proportioned with full very pale pink lips and deep brown eyes. "What is it Venus?" Minerva asks in a soft but firm voice.

"The one the oracle foretold of doesn't seem to trust me," Venus says pouting, "Please try to reassure him that I won't do anything to him that he doesn't want"

Minerva looks at you, " I give you my word that I will make sure that Venus doesn't do anything that will displease you."

You think for a second. Minerva is the goddess of wisdom and art. She is also a warrior goddess She was not one to make promises lightly or break them easily. If she says that she'll keep Venus to her word, she should be able to do it, but you still have some reservations. "I don't know," you say.

Venus rolls her eyes and sighs deeply, "Please! What will it take to convince you?" Suddenly a mischievous grin pops on her face. Minerva looks over and starts to protest "Venus..."

Venus responds to her quietly "You said you would if it meant we could stop Loki"

A resigned look falls on Minerva and she looks straight down, "Fine."

Venus jumps up and down giggling, "Yes!" She looks at you, "All right Mr. Mortal, if you agree to give up our child to the gods, not only will get to bed the Goddess of love, you will as get to bed the Goddess of Wisdom as well." Minerva blushes slightly. Venus pats Minerva on her ass and says, "Did I mention she's a virgin?" Minerva jumps a little at the touch of Venus's hand and blushes bright red. "Oh yeah," Venus says, "You'll also get wisdom, inspiration and all that stuff from Minerva too"

You stare at the two goddesses on the screen. You can't turn this down. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. Hell, this is the opportunity of ten billion lifetimes. "You have a deal."

Suddenly the two goddesses are standing on either side of you. Minerva is still blushing, while Venus is running her fingers through your hair. She leans in close, her lips touching your ear and whispers "How should we start?"