Still quite happy as you.

Being Lissa Kowalski instead of Josh Pollak is a total win. You've completely put out of your mind the fact that you've stolen the original Lissa's life and are doing something arguably worse than **** her and not as bad as murdering her only because you haven't decided for sure that the Lissa suit that makes you who you are will never be Lissa again. Hey, maybe you'll turn into some other girl in a few years!

As Lissa you aren't taking a full set of courses and you have plenty of time for your half-time job at the odd little shop where you first became you. You've touched up the pink hair on your head and at your crotch and dyed your eyebrows pink now to match. You've gone on dates with guys and liked it, feeling exactly like your straight-chick Lissa self, not in the least like Josh acting gay. You think one guy is boyfriend material.

About six weeks into your new Lissa life, Michelle Francis comes into the shop where you work. "Good afternoon!" you say, and she mutters something vaguely polite at you. She seems full of disdain for your pink-haired self, and looks around the shop as if it has a bad smell. She is as stunningly beautiful as ever, but you're overjoyed that the infatuation you had for her when you were Josh is gone now that you're Lissa.

However, a strange new desire pops into your girl head.