Still hungry

"That's amazing!" you exclaimed. "I knew I was moving fast, but I had no idea it was that ****." You also noticed your hunger pangs were still there, perhaps even worse now. "Even after eating all that, I'm still feeling hungry. Did your scans reveal anything that might explain that?"

"No, the readings show the matter to energy converter is working normally, and the byproduct that affects your synaptic response wouldn't affect that," explained the doctor. "I'll need to see probe results to determine anything further."

"I figured as much. Oh, and one more thing. Each time the semen tastes distinctly better. The flavor of this batch reminded me of a fancy dessert, and I doubt that the semen could naturally taste that way. It's almost like my taste buds are changing."

"That's very unexpected," replied the Grey doctor. He moved to another console and quickly scanned through a series of menus, eventually reaching one that showed various Cuni internal organs. "The change to your taste buds and your hunger sensation might actually be related. We'll need to use the probe to be certain."

"I'm guessing the Grey have no concept of foreplay," you joked. "You go straight from wining and dining me to immediately expecting me to take it up the ass."

"Foreplay?" asked the doctor. "Are you insinuating this is some type of sexual encounter?"

"It was a joke," you explained, "although with your fondness for probing and the way the probes are designed I have to wonder if you might be compensating for something."

"Have you been reading Prime's Philosophy?" asked the doctor. "He proposed that the advances in Grey probe technology resulted as a direct outgrowth of our species loss of genitalia. Thus, probes could be viewed as substitutes for the organs we no longer possess. However, that's just conjecture."

"I'm not familiar with Prime or his philosophy, but perhaps I can read up on that," you replied. "As for the probe, I guess I'm ready." Then you hopped up onto the nearby table and assumed the position to allow probe insertion.