Stick to Sonya

You’re gonna try your best to win Sonya over. Worst case scenario, you don’t have any balls for her to kick so the worst she can do is say No.

Once the coast is clear you walk down to her door and, after a moment of composing yourself, give a polite knock. You hear an annoyed sigh, “I swear to God, Johnny, if you don’t learn to take a hint-!” The door is ripped open from the inside, revealing Sonya standing there in her sports bra that is struggling to contain her tits. “Oh. Sorry thought you were someone else. Do you need something?”