Steve

You see a guy who looks vaguely familiar to you, you obviously recognize him from your (now former) employer, but you don’t really care about that right now, why the fuck is he looking at you naked?

“Uhh, can I help you?”

“Umm- uh - I- uh- I’m just looking for Eva, I thought she might be in here?”

“Motherfucker does it look like she’s in here?” (Although yoy totally wish she WAS in there right now).

“I’m sorry I’ll just go.” He says and closes the door and turns to leave.

“Wait a minute, who even are you? what’s your name?” You call out to him.

“Steve”he says back.

“Steve if you find Eva tell her to meet me in here I got something I need to give to her.”

“Really? Well okay I guess, if I see her I’ll send her.”

You really love how dumb these guys are.