Stephanie's mom

Stephanie swung around and saw her mom standing in the back doorway of the house.

"MOM!" Stephanie yelped. "But... you're on vacation!"

"I came home early." Her mother replied coldly. "I'm glad I did to, because apparently if I leave you alone you strip naked and parade yourself to boys at my house!"

"I... I..." Stephanie stammered, unable to explain herself.

What could she say, she was a secret exhibitionist who got off on putting herself naked in revealing situations?! Of course she couldn't say that! All she could do instead was cross an arm over her chest, clutching the football to her crotch as her cheeks began to burn in shame...