Stay on couch and see who comes down (Marge branch]

You decide to wait and pretend to be asleep. You watch the stairs and are excited to see it is your MILF fantasy descending them. You notice she seems a little unsteady as she is coming down the steps. You remember she had mentioned going out to meet some of her girlfriends after work. Looks like she may be a little drunk still. You think to yourself this could be interesting, but for now you just remain calm and stay still.