Stay balanced and keep up the pressure.

You're not about to play games with this woman, or risk being on the recieving end of what you're doing now. Pinning her arms down, you press your ass down, creating an indent in the mat as you press Jobberella's face deeper down.

"MmMmmmmMMMHPHH! MMmmm..." Joberella mutters, her strength waning as she's slowly smothered out.

"Guess all those hours in the gym paid off!" You say, cheerfully.

Looking down at her struggle though, you can't help but feel a little bad. She wanted this win almost as bad as you did. Almost. But you need to worry about yourself, and your new career.

Can this be a career? Maybe I'm better at this than I thought....

"Mmmph....nnmmfpphhfaimmphh..."

You press down with all the strength you have left, enduring her thrashing as they slowly get slower and weaker. Finally, she stops altogether.

"K.O.!!! Blondie wins!" Chloe shouts excitedly.

You look down and behind you to see that Joberella has passed out. You knocked someone out by smothering them with your butt... and somehow it makes you feel really badass. You quickly get up to see she's gone limp on the mat.

"Aw, guess that's Loss #40... looks like Joberella will be in Jobber rank for a while..." Sophie says.

"Where she belongs!" Chloe retorts. "I mean, I really thought today's first newcomer was toast..."

"Yeah, this is the first time a first-time contender won the opening round! Usually our regulars put on a good show for us, but today we got an upset from a possible up-and-comer! Will Blondie rise to the top? Or will one of our other challengers claim the prize? It looks like we've got a hell of a tournament today!"

I won...?

I won!