Who are you?

Your name is John. You are are a younger guy who still lives with your parents. Your build is average, well, maybe a bit more fit then average, and you're pretty sure that you can get into the places you'll need to, in order to do your peeping... You were never very confident, and most girls looked right past you your whole life. In fact the only ones that never did were your mother, Mary, your sister, Sarah and your good friend, Sam. You have brown coloured hair, just like your sister.

But none of that really matters now! The only thing that matters is getting off, and figuring out how you're going to do that...