Stand up

I quickly got up to my knees panicking with my shirt obscuring my vision.

Hey! Who turned out the lights?!

D: HAHAHAHA

A: That's just evil. This is no laughing matter!

D: Ok, but you've got to admit your sticky halo IS funny!

A: I WILL NOT!

Allowing myself a second to think, I calmed down and pulled my shirt off of my head as I stood up. I ran a hand through my messy hair, trying to adjust it.

I really need to sort this mop of a hairstyle out. But first, let's get my envelope back!

I looked around this side of the counter and saw two large metal containers under the counter that reached from the floor to the underside of the counter itself. Both had metal flaps with "External Post" and "Internal Post" written on them respectively.

Oh, thank god! There's an access hatch.

My troubles are over! I can just reach in and grab it off the top of the post pile.

A: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

D: NO! NO! NO! It can't end THIS easily!! And enough of the heavenly choir!!

A: No. And will you hush that kind of talk! You'll jinx it all! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!