Spring Cleaning

Luckily being productive means staying in your pjs and decluttering your life. Getting up from bed you feel a bit dizzy, but nothing too drastic. You head into the kitchen, finding that your girlfriend (Emma), has already made coffee. Pouring yourself a mug, you lean over the counter checking your social media feed.

Something seems off about it, however you can't quite place your finger. The images of your female friends seem to be a bit more mannish. Not overtly, they still wear feminine clothes but something about their demeanor. A great example would be your friend Jan; while she was always a gym nut, most of her photos and videos are compromised of her doing squats or stretches. However todays photo seems to show her off bench pressing around 200 pounds. Another considerable oddity is the amount of message requests you've been getting. You consider checking them however after seeing the sexual undertone of a couple of them you decide its most likely just bots and scammers.

Following your morning cup of joe, you start getting to work. Starting with dishes you clear out the entire sink. Usually your girlfriend does them, but you chuck it up to her leaving for work. Then the standard cleaning the counters and sweeping the floors occurs. After that you move onto the living room. You declutter the coffee table and vacuum the floors. Then there's the monumental task of the dinner table, well dinner table reworked into a desk for you and your girlfriend. Everything from both your guys' laptops, all your paperwork, and all your bills were there. You pick up the bills with ease, taking a quick glance you realize its going to be a tough month. Furthermore you pick up all your paperwork and set it on top of your laptop. From their you realize that your girlfriends laptops open, to a porn website.