SpongeBob

Hmm… Maybe perhaps it would be best to give Vexus somewhere to vent?

Also… That sponge is rather annoying and his face does make a wonderful target…

Oh, why the hell not.

“Do not worry yourself Vexus. You’ll have all the time in the world to rip that little annoyances face-off.” You tell Vexus. Who in response gains a large predator like grin at the thought of causing pain to something so annoying.

“Hmm… So I imagine this is where we're starting then? It’s not my first choice due to the fact it’s underwater, but I have some… Anger that needs to be worked out.” Vexus says with a rather crazed grin.

“Oh don’t worry you’ll have your chance to work at your anger. However, before we can begin your ‘therapy’ we need to look at the major threats that this world holds against us.” You tell the former queen as you begin to pull up images of several possible threats to your invasion.

Quickly you immediately point to the first image of a large merman dressed in royal splendor holding a large golden trident and had a decorative crown on his head.

“The first and most obvious threat is, of course, King Neptune. He is the master of the seas and King of the underwater world. Normally he would be difficult to defeat in a straight conflict. However, it has come to my attention that he has a rather glaring weakness that would make him rather… emotionally compromised.” You tell the queen as you pull up an image of the king’s crown.

“That being his royal crown. He has a large obsession with it and guards it heavily.” You inform Vexus who could only raise an eyebrow in confusion.

“Being a fellow Royal myself I can understand the need to protect your crown, but this… obsession… Neptune has with his crown is definitely abnormal.” Vexus comments as she stares into the pool with a look of confusion. That look doesn’t last long as you soon inform her of the reason why Neptune is so obsessed with protecting his crown.

“Well, Vexus the reason for his abnormal obsession with his crown is mainly because of a rather… stupid reason.” You begin your explanation, however, Vexus interjects with a snide yet joking comment.

“What does he use it to hide his bald spot.” Vexus this jokingly with a small smirk in a raised brow.

However, that smirk soon fades at your silence. As her face soon contorts into a look of disbelief.

“You can’t be serious. THAT’S why he so obsessed with his crown! That’s completely-!”

“Pathetic I know. But it is a notable weakness that we can exploit.” You finish for Vexus who can only shake her head in disbelief and minor disgust.

Seeing that continuing down this path would most likely make her go on a rant you decide it would be best to move on to your next possible threat. Immediately you pull up an image of an anthropomorphic female squirrel living in a hard-plastic dome with a large tree at the bottom of the sea.

The squirrel's figure was unidentifiable due to the fact that she had to wear a heavy dive suit outside of her pressurized plastic home.

“This is Sandy Cheeks. She is a well-known inventor and problem solver. She is the second threat we will have to deal with if we are to conquer this world.” Vexus took one look at Sandy and immediately became slightly curious.

“Hmm… This ‘Sandy’ seems to be quite a prolific inventor.” Vexus comments as she notices some of Mrs. cheeks more interesting interventions. You nod a bit at Vexus’s observation.

“Yes, Miss' cheeks is quite the inventor. However, she is constantly plagued by a lack of funding due to the fact that her investors are not as interested in some of Sandy’s more groundbreaking achievements. It may be possible to convince her to join us if properly offered a monetary incentive. After all, I imagine you’d want that new body of yours inspected by a trained professional?” At this Vexus looks down at her own body and begrudgingly nods a bit.

“Yes… Perhaps we should find a trained expert to examine this new body of mine. Question remains though is if Miss' cheeks is up to par for the task.” Vexus says rather sharply as she holds some doubt in the technical skills of the young squirrel.

“Oh, I do believe Miss cheeks will be more than adequate. Moving on we have our final so-called ‘threat’” you say as you put the words threat into air quotes and quickly pull up an image of one Sheldon plankton, who stands in front of his failing fast food business the chum bucket.

“To be honest plankton is not that big of a threat. However, he has succeeded at least once in conquering the world. So, that puts him on our radar for now.” You explain as you pull up some of planktons more… Creative failures. All of which having to do with the Krabby Patty secret formula.

Almost immediately Vexus palms her faceplate in exasperation at the sheer stupidity of this so-called ‘genius’.

“Are you freaking-! He wants to take over the world with a fast food recipe!” Vexus groans out in frustration.

“Yes I know it seems a little contrived, but plankton has succeeded in taking over the world at least once.” You tell Vexus with a shrug of your shoulders. In response, she could only pinch the bridge of what would be her nose. Seeing her very evident frustration you decide it’s best to move on.

“That being said while plankton has an assistant in the form of his robotic wife Karen. Karen was built by plankton to assist him in his endeavors to conquer the world. However, Karen holds no true love for the little ankle biter and has stated on many occasion that she would rather leave him if she was not bound to the chum bucket. For this reason, I believe it may be possible to recruit her to our cause. Karen despite being built by an idiot like plankton is rather intelligent and can perform many complex experiments in a short amount of time in quick virtual simulations.” you say as you immediately bring up an image of the computer A.I.

Vexus immediately stops her actions and looks back into the pool with a strange gleam in her eye as she begins to examine plankton’s Robo wife.

“So let me understand this correctly.” Vexus says as she quickly looks back to you and points back into the pool at plankton.

“That idiot built his own wife and is obsessed with a fast food recipe… and seeks to conquer the world using said recipe. To which… He has failed multiple times.” Vexus says very slowly and evenly with a disturbing calm to her.

At your slightly sheepish nod Vexus’s right eye twitch’s a little before she immediately lets out a very loud scream of frustration and anger.

“Alright that’s it he dies first!” Vexus roars out loudly.

Welp I guess it’s time to decide (rather quickly I might add)….