Split up

"It'll be quicker if we split up." You say, hoping to end this embarrassment as fast as possible.

"Okay, you go get everything we need for salad, Lettuce, carrots, cucumber. I will grab the rest." She says and she heads off.

Still covering yourself you walk as fast as you can to the produce aisle. You come up to the lettuce and go to grab one when you freeze, realizing you won't be able to cover yourself as well... Debating with yourself for a moment you decide you have no choice, you quickly grab a head of lettuce and bring your arm back over your breasts. Rushing off towards the carrots you bump into a middle aged woman.

"oops sorry" You quickly say.

"it's okay dea- What!? why are you naked?... You do know you are naked right?"

"...uh, yes, umm, lost a bet!" You reply as you grab the carrots nearby and speed off towards the last item on your list. Glancing back you can see the woman is watching you with suspicion. Ignoring that, you get to the cucumbers. You have a head of lettuce in one hand covering your chest. A bag of carrots covering your vagina. Looking at the cucumbers you wonder how to grab one while remaining covered.

"Just stick it up your pussy." some random guy suggests.

You turn and glare at him for the ludicrous suggestion. He just raises his hands and shrugs as he walks away.