Sort of go along with it.

Sighing, I tapped my finger on the table. "Mai, I can't afford to get Ty Lee a wardrobe AND her own bed. You're going to have to decide which is more vi..." I began before Mai cut in. "The bed." I figured that would be the case. Whether it was because Ty Lee tried to seduce me in bed (well, she did more then "try") or because she too had gotten a few punches and kicks from the thrashing acrobat, I wasn't sure.

Nodding, I finished my breakfast. "Alright. We can get her something relatively cheap, I suppose. Like a futon. In the meantime, she'll have to borrow your clothes. Your shirts may be a bit loose on her chest...and the pants might be a bit tight, but she'll have to make do."

I noticed a smirk form on Mai's face. "What?" I asked, curious. If something amused her that much, I just had to know what it was. "You noticed it too," she replied. "Her ass is absurdly round." I didn't agree with the "absurd" part of it, but Ty Lee did have quite the bubble butt. I smiled back. "Hey, you had me give her a spanking. It was hard to NOT notice."

"My ears are burning..." Ty Lee called from the living room before rushing in to see what we were up to. "What's going on?" Mai wiped her mouth daintily. "We were dicussing your backside," she replied plainly. Wow, she pulled no punches.

Pouting, Ty Lee crossed her arms. "What's wrong with my butt?" she demanded to know. Mai just shrugged, sipping her tea. "John, I demand to know what's wrong with my butt!" I held up my hands, shaking my head. "Joooohnnnn!" she whined. "Mai, c'mon...!" I knew this was going to bug her all day...and that was fine with me. It was cute the way she reacted to these things. Mai seemed to think so as well, an amused twinkle in her eye.

"Alright, that's enough of that," Mai said. "Let's get dressed, Ty Lee. We're going out. I'll show you how the modern clothing works...and you can...help with my hair." Ty Lee's eyes lit up and she jumped up and down. Apparently she really wanted to help with Mai's hair...