Sonic Boom

You parked your dimensional traveling vehicle, which looked like a slightly beat-up Winnebago, if only to hide better. However, it could fly via its tires flipping downward and letting out a form of propulsion. It also was bigger on the inside.

You landed some distance away from Hedgehog village, both to hide your dimensional traveling vehicle and protect it from Eggman's robots, as well as the villain-of-the-day.

Knowing Amy has an interest in archaeology and general cartoon tropes, you traveled to a site that your scanners told was untapped and began to carefully look around, set up warning cones, and all such things that archaeology required.

Even if you didn't encounter Amy, you knew you would get enough artifacts and sell them for cash. Plus, it was just outside of Hedgehog Village's jurisdiction, so you didn't have to pay to dig. Even so, the dimension was ruled a bit by Cartoon logic, so you had to avoid getting too greedy.

After a few hours of carefully unearthing artifacts, Amy soon showed up.

"Excuse me, but do you know what you are doing?" Amy asked from a distance too far to fall under the spell of your pheromones.

"Unearthing artifacts. Going by what I could find so far, it's mostly some kitchenware akin to the stuff you can buy in the gadget aisle of any supermarket, but the historic value is immeasurable and the collection can be used to predict trends nowadays," You replied, lifting up one artifact. It looked like a Scifi version of a noodle strainer. "This right here seems to be a noodle strainer... if cleaned up a bit, it can still be used, but it'll be better if I leave it as is for now."

Amy smiled. "Sorry for the attitude, but I've dealt with too many who tried to dig up stuff and sell it... use it as a weapon for evil... or just smash it. I gotta admit, I never thought of digging here..."

"I have some deep earth scanners that let me know about this site. Going by what I found so far, it might be simply a dump for the ancient civilization's equivalent of 'as-seen-on-TV' products," You replied. "I'm Will, by the way."

"I'm Amy Rose, a fellow archaeologist," Amy said as she began to head towards you.

Just as she caught a whiff of your scent, you smiled at her and said, "It's almost time for me to take a break. Care for some tea and cookies?"

With a blush and closing her thighs together, Amy muttered, "Oh... Uh, that.. That sounds good."

"Then come with me," You replied, gesturing for her to follow you to a table in a large tent. Amy just nodded, her brain trying to flood her mind with perverted images.

After sitting down, you asked, "Well, Miss Rose, or can I call you Amy?"

"A-Amy would be alright," Amy muttered, trying not to look at you. Her panties starting to get soaked with pre-cum.

After sitting down, you poured two cups of tea, you said, "I hope you don't mind Darjeeling tea. I also have some éclairs to go with it."

"I don't mind. In fact, I've been meaning to try it," Amy replied.

As Amy drank, two smaller Amys appeared by her shoulders. One with tiny horns, a dark red version of Amy's clothes, a tail with a spade on it, batwings, and a spiky version of Amy's piko-piko hammer. The other had a halo, feathered wings, a white version of Amy's clothes, and a harp.

Devil-Amy said, "Good tea, good snacks, good eye for excavation sites, good mind, and good looks! Dump Sonic and hit up Handsome!"

"No! Sonic is a dear friend, one who will one day realize our feelings for him!" Angel-Amy replied.

"Right... let's continue to chase after someone who is quick to run from us and quicker to deny any feelings of love towards us! I mean, that totally didn't make us have doubts about our self-worth and make our temper worse as time goes on!" Devil-Amy said in a mocking tone. Then in an annoyed tone, "Oh wait! That totally happened!"

"We jjust have to give Sonic a bit more time," Angel-Amy nervously replied.

Amy tried to swat away the two mini-Amys.

"Let's see what this lady's option is!" Devil-Amy cheerfully said as she flew downward. "Amy's pussy, what's your thoughts?"

"Fuck me with Will's dick! Fuck me with Will's dick! Fuck me with Will's dick! Fuck me with Will's dick! Fuck me with Will's dick!" Amy's pussy cried out while making slurping noises.

"See? She approves of him. So that's two votes for Will, and one for Sonic," Devil-Amy cooed.

"You're getting off topic, you skank!" Angel-Amy said.

Devil-Amy flew in Angel-Amy's face and angrily asked, "What did you say?"

Amy flicked them away and said, "Sorry. Thought I heard a couple of bugs."

"We are in the wilderness, after all," You replied.

"The tea is good and the éclairs complement it. So my complements," Amy said before drinking more tea.

Amy and you continued to drink tea and you talked about your findings. As time went on, Amy kept smelling your scent and rubbing her thighs together.

Eventually, something broke.

She stood up, walked to the side of the table, bent over, closed her eyes, and cried out, "Will! I want you! I really want you! I want you inside me! I want you to MOUNT me! Rut me! Make me your woman! Make me into your cocksleeve! Get me addicted to your cockmilk!"

After a few moments of nothing happening, Amy slowly opened her eyes and muttered, "S-sorry, Will. I don't know what came over-"

That was when Amy spotted your tied up legs being dragged into the bushes by someone with hair tied up like a boomerang.

Amy took out her PikoPiko Hammer and bellowed with the furies of Hell, "Sticks, you bitch! That's my man!"

"She who hesitates remains a virgin! Besides, isn't Sonic your man?" Sticks cried out as she began quickly dragging your tied up body to her burrow.

Meanwhile, you were planning how to get both in a threeway.