Something to level the playing field.

"Intelligence!" the real Penny cried triumphantly and put a finger to the tablet.

"Wait-"

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...was tapping the thing. "Whoops, let's make you a little bit smart." A little bit smart? Penny blinked.

"You look like me," she said matter-of-factly. It was true. "I look like you. Yooooouuuu."

"Wow, still pretty stupid, huh?"

Penny stared at her as she mouthed the question. Still pretty stupid. She was still, and she was pretty, and she was stupid. New Penny made another adjustment, and suddenly she wasn't stupid at all. She thought fast and spoke immediately.

"Penny, wait! I'll go down on you if you only do what I say with the tablet!"

"Deal!" the girl replied enthusiastically. "You want the tablet?

She held it out and it emitted an incredibly bright light that made Old Penny shield her eyes. "Put it away! I can't use it, they won't let me. You have to use it for me."

The airhead nodded and waited for her to continue. "Ok, what does it say?" she asked

"Intelligence, and underneath it says 140 slash 200."

"Please go ahead and bump that up to 200, Penny."

New Penny touched the screen and her finger began to slide. Before it reached the edge of the screen Old Penny's thoughts were racing. She had formulated a plan so fast she hadn't been consciously aware of doing it.

"Ok, Penny, we need to prove to Matt that I'm better like this than not so that he keeps me smart. First, why don't-"

"We just leave?" the other Penny finished her sentence with a non-sequitur.

"We can't just leave, obviously. We'll need to-"

"Oh, it's another boundary. Can I delete this one too?"