Something competely screwball... A dragon-elf hybrid with alchemy training.

Well, what the hell, you decide. Let's have some fun. Some completely screwball fun.

First up, you decide on your race as being a dragon-elf hybrid. A message pops up, informing you that as draconic DNA is dominant, this will give you what amounts to an anthropomorphic dragon with pointy ears.

Yes, that'll be fine.

Next, you decide to make your character an alchemist. Another message pops up, this one informing you that alchemy is not well-suited for your race, and not a typically enjoyable class anyway.

You ignore it and keep going.

Lastly, you have to define equipment. For weapons, you choose a two-handed mace (not a traditional alchemist's weapon, but you've got the strength to use it, so...) and for armour you choose to stick with your scales, giving your character some magic-boosting "Robes of Energy" instead.

You're then asked to select spells, and as you have taken a magic-using class, you're given some of its spells by default, so you have "Transmutation" and "Potion-Making".

You also, as an Alchemist, have access to the Lore of Metal, and as a dragon have access to the Lore of Fire. You decide on a balanced set of spells, "Skin of Iron" for self-defense, "Dragon's Breath" for offense, "Teleportation" for obvious reasons and a variety of comfort spells such as simple warming spells and summoning cold drinks.

Your character is created, now all you have to do is play as her.

A green landscape appears before you, gentle hills rolling off to the horizon on all sides. In front of you, there is a small town, gathered around a river. There is no one else around.

You decide to inspect your new body first. You look down, and see that you're wearing a set of loose, sea-green robes. A rope runs across your chest, linking up to a heavy weight on your back. You pull that heavy weight up and into your field of vision, and... yes, it's your mace, a flanged iron head on a long wooden shaft.

Now then, that just leaves one last thing to check out... you take off your robes and examine your naked body. You have red scales, you seem somewhat well muscled (not too much though, the mage class must lessen the natural power of a dragon), and you have...