Something a little more unique

The two friends looked to see what the wheel had decided as Bill’s (mostly temporary) fate. It had stopped on a picture of a white square with an arrow pointing towards a black square.

“Oh come on, what does that even mean? Do we like change our color on the board or something…”

*POOF*

“Aye man, like what the crap is this? My head is like, totally being pulled all backwards and stuff.” Complained Bill as he tugged at his heavy dreadlocks.

“Dude you are starting to sound a little different. Like a mix of city slang and almost a little bimbo-y.”

“Bro like stop it. I do nawwwt!”

“Okay.” Jim chuckled, “But dude. It’s hilarious.”

“Okay like, maybe i sound like…” he leaned forward and lowered his voice to whisper. “… a bimbo.” Then he sat back abruptly, causing his breasts to jiggle. “But i am totally not some brainless slut!”

*DING*

“Oh poopy its like totally been another minute!”

The mysterious pink wheel began to spin again.

“This is wike totawy nawwt fair. I get another fwieken change?”

The wheel landed on a picture of a bimbo with her finger on her plump lips.

“Well dis is just cwassic.” Pouted Bill as he attempted to speak through his overfilled lips.

“Hahaha dude you look like an instagram fitness model with that body and those arms. Bet you would have 1 million followers.”

“This wike totally isnt fairuhhhh.” Bill groaned. “Youre so lucky you havent even had any permanent changes. You could cut your hair, or work out to get your armies back. I have only lost like 3 pieces and i wook wike a total bimbo.”

“Maybe you should pay more attention to the rules then huh?” Jim chuckled as he laughed and laughed.

That was it for Bill. No more playing nice. He used to be pretty good at chess in high school, even placing in some tournaments. He was about to make Jim regret being a dick to him.

Now that Bill was determined, only one thing was left to decide. How does Bill begin his onslaught? Does he build up a defense by moving his D pawn up to give his bishop two lanes in the center? Or go on the attack along the edge by moving his G pawn to take Jims H pawn, and then taking as many pieces as he can, hoping to over stimulate his opponent?