Something's wrong

After a short explanation, the police were caught up to speed. Though she was a bit miffed that the police didn't let her lower her hands until she was done explaining things.

"So what's the damage?" she asked one of officers, trying to act professional despite her lack of clothes

"Not much, no one is hurt, and there's very limited property damage."

"That's good," she sighed in relief.

"Yeah, though they did get away with one book."

Susan's body tensed, "WHAT?!"

"Yeah, as they ran out, it seems one of them snatched a copy of 'Scarlett Johansson's: Six Tips for solid wood paneling'. Honestly, not a bad read, though I found the chapter on oak's historical significance to be a bit dull."

Susan could barely hear the officer's critiques as she stewed in her rage.

"DAMN IT!" she shouted, "Do you have anyone out looking for them?!"

"Sorry, most police are off duty on account of the donut festival coming to town."

"Damn those unhealthy treats...." she groaned, "Then I have to go in myself! But with my powers acting so weird, that might be difficult. I thought my titanium necklace was the issue, but even after throwing that away, they still didn't work. I wish I knew what the problem was…"

Susan then noticed the glint out of the corner of her eye. On the ground behind her was her discarded necklace. She bent over to pick it up neglecting to cover her rear and giving everyone behind her a full view of a buttocks.

But as the officer ogled Susan's buttocks, he noticed something strange. Peaking out from between her buttcheeks was something metallic.

"Lightning Lass... I think I know what's causing your issue."

And almost as if on instinct, the police officer reached out and took hold on the metallic object peaking out of her butt.

Susan's body stiffened as she realized what was happening "O-officer, wai-"

*Pop*

"Aaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa!~"

Susan's moan filled every corner of that room as she slowly crumbled to the ground, quivering. Everyone looked on in stunned surprise, including the officer, who was now holding a metal buttplug in his hand.

"Oh dear..."