Someone with a God complex

John Michaels, a rich businessman, had been going through a jewelry store to buy some new earrings for his wife. Of course, she didn't deserve them, but he spoiled her anyways.

She was a bitch who married him out of money and never gave a crap about him. They've never even had sex! The nerve of her. But, she managed his separate businesses well, and this was his gift to her for completing a new project.

She should've worshipped him. He was divine, after all! People say he has a god or messiah complex, but he knew he was a perfect being. It was true!

He found a nice store and looked through the items. He found some strange earrings with an N-shape. He asked the shopkeep what it meant. "Ah, that. It's meant for men, and is said to be very stylish. That's the only piece we have, sir. Want to try it on?" the keeper asked.

He _was _looking for earrings for his wife, but what the heck. He nodded and proceeded to put them on. He was lucky he pierced his ears at a young age. After putting them on, he thought he looked amazing.

"Wow, these are great. Mind if I steal these? Haha." He joked. "Not at all, sir. Go ahead." the keeper said as John began to look at them with wide eyes. "Wait, are you serious? You'll let me keep these for free?" The keeper nodded. Maybe these earrings have something to do with this..