Someone took his clothes

"I...W-well you see... s-someone took them.." he blurted out. Stacy looked a bit shocked as she took out her notepad.
"Took? How does someone take your clothes?" she asked, the secretary raised an eyebrow too. He had to think fast, luckily he was good at it.
"W-well... its a-a bit embarrassing but... I-I was mugged... I-I didn't see who it was..." he began but Stacy stopped him again.
"Wait but the rumour was someone walked into school naked, not even bothering to cover?" Shit, she had him there... or did she.
"W-well I didn't w-want to miss class a-and I thought i-in my panic I was s-still in my boxers... I-I mean it w-would be embarrassing but I thought c-covering would just draw a-attention! I didn't want anyone to try to steal them!" he explained. To his credit he was surprisingly good at lying when his little secret was on the line. Stacy looked down at the note pad. "I-it was only when Mr. Smith told m-me I was naked I realised... and c-came here to get some spares from the principle." Stacy thought for a moment, she had one more burning question she wanted to ask but she felt a little bad for him now.
"Well..." she began. "There was one more rumour about the streaker this morning... who I presume was you... that they were..." she coughed to mask her words, seemingly a bit too shy to say it straight. "Lacking". James's eyes went wide, no way he could allow that to be spread.
"I-I w-what?! N-no n-not at all! I-in fact if that's w-what's being said w-why don't you do me a favour a-and maybe... not say it was me? M-maybe no one needs to know?" he asked hopefully. Stacy knew that chances are people would figure out but she sighed. "Fine, I'll make it anonymous for a price...." she trailed off and whispered something in his ear.
"WHAT?!" he gasped.
"You heard, if your names not going to be in it anyway I want at least post something!" she insisted. His face grew red before he whispered back. "f-five... five inches..." he blushed as he greatly exaggerated his true size. He hoped if he said he was 5 inches then maybe the "lacking" rumour would clear up. She smiled and wrote it down in big letters. All the while the secretary listened and smirked at him.

Stacy said her goodbyes and at last the secretary allowed him through.
"Good luck" she whispered as he past. "I doubt the principle will buy your lies as well as she did" she giggled as she got a good look of his nice toned ass as he walked inside for his meeting.