Someone comes looking for Kim

The Human Hunter

“Hi there, I’ve been told you have a bit of a human infestation. Well, luckily for you, I can take care of it. They call me Drelly. Where is the pest?” A woman approached the receptionist's desk. She had pointy ears, slanted purple eyes, and fair, bronze skin. Even with her tight leather armor, the curves underneath were evident.

“Human infessstation?” The giant receptionist snake hissed, narrowing her eyes. The woman in front of her was nonchalantly picking her teeth with a big knife. “You mean Kim? Ssshe ssshould be in the bathsss. But ssshe iz not-”

“Thanks for the tip.” Drelly ran in search of the baths. Before she could find them, Jira intercepted her.

“Hey there, the receptionist told me you were coming. These are the doors to the baths, but I’m afraid you can’t enter dressed like that.”

“But-”

“Lord Morpheus rules are absolute I’m afraid. If you want to catch the human, you’ll have to do it naked.”

“Fine. I can do it old-school.” Drelly peeled off her boots, dropped her bodice, and stripped out of her leather armor. An arsenal of swords and hidden daggers fell to the ground.

Her bare feet stood over the polished stone of the hallway, the curves on her athletic body readily evident. The woman was left in naught but her smallclothes and a blush. “All right, I’m done. Let me inside.”

“Nu-uh. I said naked. As in fully.”

“Ugh… Do I have to? I’m not going to take a bath, but hunt a-“

“Rules are rules,” Jira said with a playful flutter of her wings and a winning grin.

“Stupid rules.” Drelly removed the last of her smallclothes in a hurry. With her arms at her sides, she left the blue happy trail on her privates and her firm breasts uncovered to try and act cool, to pretend that the nudity it didn’t bother her.

“All right, you are ready to go in!”

“Finally.” Drelly charged into the door. “Wait, this isn’t the baths…Eep!” Drelly couldn’t keep her composure any longer and crouched on the floor. Centaurs throwing dice, beholders sneakily spying other people’s cards, crab people struggling to play the slots with their pincers. She was in a casino!

Everyone seemed to be staring at her. There were so many eyes! “I got to hide!” Drelly tried to run back out, but the door was locked. “Of course! That damn sprite was in cahoots with the human!” The hunter ran into the next door she could find, finding herself face to face with an ogre grandma devouring a turkey leg.

“You dare interrupt my meal? Come here, scamp! I’ll teach you some manners.”

“Ow, I didn’t know! Ow, I was looking for a human! Ouch!”

“I know! How dare you **** the resort’s staff! That calls for an extra round of punishment!”

“Staff? Ouch! What? Owie!” Drelly was tossed out the door, her plump posterior now almost as red as her cheeks. “This human is craftier than I thought...”

“I know where she is,” said Joti the giant. “She is hiding in that closed room across the casino. Take this, is the key to opening it.”

“Thanks! Finally, someone who understands …Ooof!” Joti dropped a giant stone key on the floor. Drelly struggled to pick it up. She couldn’t lift it, so she instead tried dragging it around.

“Hurry, before she gets away!” Drelly was pushed back to the entrance. She could see the locked door at the other end. All she had to do is cross the incredibly crowded casino …while dragging the key. Well, she’ll be damned if she let her first human quarry get away from her.

Drelly began her grueling walk. With both hands on the stone, there was nothing she could do to hide her cute posterior or her firm breasts. Everyone’s head turned her way, she became the gossip of the floor in no time flat. The mighty Drelly paraded in front of everyone like a lowly, well, like a lowly human. It was infuriating!

Word soon got around of what she was trying to do, and the crowd started to boo her! The ingrates! The casino staff was especially loud in their disapproval. The place turned decidedly hostile, a few tentacles tripped her up, some claws pinched her intimates, and a troll snatched her key and tossed it halfway to the entrance. Drelly was **** to go back and begin her walk of shame once more.

Was the human a wizard? A hypnotist? How did she manage to brainwash so many people into helping her? It didn’t matter, she was going to pay dearly.

Drelly reached her destination. Just in time, she was at her wit’s end. She placed the key on the door with the kind help of the fourth passing Minotaur she asked. She went inside the room, finally away from the prying eyes on the casino. A redheaded spirit greeted her.

“The human! Where is it?” Drelly yelled.

The redhead snapped her fingers and a bright portal appeared. “Right this way!”

Angry, Drelly charged ahead without thinking. She crossed the portal and found herself in a weird maze of stone, concrete and glass. A multitude of people surrounded her. Oh no, those were humans! The roads were filled with them. They were leering! Laughing! Pointing some weird cubical wands at Drelly. “Eeeek!”

“That’ll teach you to hunt our employees,” the redhead’s voice echoed in Drelly’s head. “Perhaps some time in the human world will teach you to be more accepting of their kind. Don’t worry, you’ll fit right in.”

Drelly sank herself. She had never felt more powerless in her whole life. She couldn’t stay there! The woman turned heel and lunged at the portal, but it disappeared right before she crossed it, leaving her stranded in a new world … completely naked, empty-handed, and at the mercy of her sworn enemies.

“Nooooooooooooooo!”