Someone's coming

"Come on you guys the events starting soon," a voice said in the distance.

"All right no need to rush," another said, "We'll make it in time."

Kirito and Asuna froze. In their panic over the loss of their clothes, the pair had forgotten to actual go and hide from potential passersby. Looking in the distance Kirito saw three players coming over a hill heading towards them.

"A-Asuna someone's coming what do we d-" Kirito said. However, his words were muddled as Asuna jumped onto him, his face going directly into her cleavage, and knocking them both into the flower patch that surrounded them.

The random trio of adventures continued on their way.

"I'm tired," one said "let's take a break. "

"But we'll be late for the event!" another protested.

"Technically so long as we don't completely miss it, we will still get all the exp. from the event," the third chimed in.

"It's not about the exp. it's about the experience."

As the three continued to bicker, Kirito held his breath. Little did the three adventures know two of SAO's best players were less then 5 feet from them. And in their birthday suits no less.

'Please don't stay. Just leave. Leave already.' Kirito whispered to himself. He was sure if they took a break here for even a short time the trio would find him, and Asuna hidden among the flowers. That was a confrontation Kirito didn't want to have.

As he laid in the dirt, Kirito's heart was beating a mile a minute. Something that was not lost on his wife Asuna. After knocking them both to the ground, the pair had tumbled a bit and Asuna had somehow found herself with her head on Kirito's chest. As she laid on her husband's sturdy chest, she could hear his heartbeat. It was beating pretty fast as he feared getting caught, however Asuna felt unexpectedly calm. While still embarrassed hearing Kirito's heartbeat was strangely soothing.

Eventually the three stooges decided to continue their journey allowing Kirito to give a sigh in relief. However, as he calmed down Kirito was now more aware of the naked Asuna laying on his chest or more specifically her large chest pressing up against him.

"Ehh," Kirito lightly groaned recognizing the stimulating sensation of her soft breasts causing little Kirito to wake up and expand between Kirito and Asuna's stomachs.

"EEEE," Asuna yelped at the sensation. The two realized this wasn't the best time for that and quickly got off one another. They then got down on their hands and knees while facing one another so they could talk.

"Ok what do we do now," Asuna asked.

"The only thing we can," Kirito said, "complete the quest."

"Is that really the only option," Asuna whimpered, "Can't we just find some clothes?"

"If we did, they'd just disappear. All items are confiscated remember."

"So, we have to find the eight ninja scrolls. Without getting caught like this."

"I-I'm sure it will be fine," Kirito said attempting a confident smile, "We've got good enough skills to sneak by most monsters."

"What about players and NPCs"

Kirito paused for a second his confident smile looking much faker.

" NPCs are just slightly smarter monsters and people...we can avoid. Come on hon' I think we can do it. What do you say?"

After staring a Kirito for a second Asuna sighed in defeat, "Where's this first scroll?"