Some help at the office

Giggling to herself about how silly it was that she forgot her briefcase, Diana made her way to the office, though she found herself struggling to remember what she needed to prepare for the day's classes. Not that it mattered, thinking about what new clothes she would buy was more important. Still, it was annoying to not remember. Once she got to her office, she stopped, shaking her head, trying to again remember what it was that she needed to do.

Looking around, she was relieved to stop Antony, an intern who had been assigned to help with her class. In her view, he was a little dumb, and she often insulted him, holding over him her superior intelligence. Still, he could help her remember, so she made her way over to him.

"Hey, Antony! Like, I totally forgot what I had to do to prepare for classes today, could you maybe help me remember?", she asked, and in response, he gave her a mysterious smile and nodded.

"Of course, Diana. I'll show you in my computer", he said, showing her a schedule for the day in his computer that marked her first class as 'Reasons Diana is dumb', with some notes written saying 'show how dumb you are by failing math' and 'make sure to demean yourself'. Diana giggled when she saw the name of the class, it made perfect sense for her to teach such a class, how could she not be the teacher of such a class?

"Oh, and before you go, could you solve this exercise for me?", he asked, handing her a piece of paper. Reading it, Diana found a simple question, '33/3*9+20-11=?'. Blinking, Diana racked her mind, trying to find the answer, but the question was just so hard! It had a whole four operations on it, how was she meant to solve it?

"Umm, well...like, the 33 goes like this... and.... and... like, I dunno, 2?", Diana asked, giving Antony a questioning glance as he had to hold back his laughter s he nodded. Diana would usually have solved such a question in seconds, and demeaned him for even asking her to solve it, but now she couldn't get it right no matter how hard she tried.

"Oh, and, like, I was thinking of dying my hair blonde, I would look totes good, right?", she added excitedly as she imagined what she would look like if she was blonde. It would totes be an amazing look!

"Yeah, you'd look amazing. Here, this is the address of a salon you can use after classes today to do it", he said, handing her a piece of paper that she quickly pocketed, thanking him as she quickly started to pick up papers from her desk that she thought she'd be needing for the coming class. Once she felt she was ready, she quickly headed towards the classroom, ready for 'Reasons Diana is dumb' class.