Confusing

Diana walked into the classroom and wrote Reasons Diana is Dumb on the whiteboard. She tried to think of the last lesson she taught, but drew a blank. She waited until the students filed in then began.

"Well, I'm like totally sorry, but I forgot you tests. I'm like...you know...your teacher and all, but...um...uh...I have your tests...but they're at home." She had trouble getting her thoughts together.

The class was confused and just stared at their professor.

"Let's try this," said Diana. "If I suck twelves cocks in 5 hours, how many cocks per our do I suck?"

The students stared in disbelief. They did not write anything. They were worried this was all a test, and she would pounce on them if they dared answer.

"I see like none of you are answering. If I suck twelve cocks...I mean I can and all. I can really suck twelve cocks, and I can do it in....um...how many hours did I say?"

A student raised her hand.

"Yes, um you."

"Five hours, Professor Thompson."

"Oh yeah, five hours. You know I could like really do it too," said Diana. "Don't you think I'm like totes hot?"

The class was really confused. Most thought this was still some sort of joke. Another student raise a hand.

"Yeah, you, the hot guy in the tight t-shirt," said Diana as she ran a hand through her hair.

"Dr. Thompson, is this a test or a joke, or both?"

"Um, it's like a test I guess," said Diana. "Raise your hand if you think I really could suck twelve cocks in...um...what was it five hours?"

The class was still bewildered.

"No one?" asked Diana. "Well, tell you what. I'm really in the mood to suck cock, so class dismissed. She walked out of class and went to her office. She found Antony at his small desk outside her office door. "You're still here. If anyone needs help in their math and stuff, help them out. I'm going to the salon."

"Yes, cock sucker."

"What did you call me?" asked Diana.

"I said 'yes Professor," said Antony.

"Oh I thought you said...well, don't worry about it."

Some time later, Diana was sitting in a salon chair admiring her new honey blonde hair.