Some breakfast

Interrupting your thoughts your stomach rumbled.

"Well sheet..."

Complaining aloud, you sighed. Looks like we were all just animals.

Back in the kitchen. You retrieved a spoon, bowel and some cereal. You couldn't be stuffed to make anything more. Spying the dildos....maybe that was for the best.

The only thing was you had to find some milk. But something in your intuition told you things wouldn't be so simple.

Hand on the fridge, you swung it wide open. Light glaring, it took a second to adjust. Annnd.... that's when you found it.

"Fucking c'mon... Really?"

Yep. You guessed it.The bottle was shaped like a phallus. They even took the time to draw vein-like patterns. How cute. To say you weren't impressed would be an understatement. Still. They couldn't let off a bottle of milk??? You were beginning to think someone was having a laugh.