Some Texas On Texas Action

Everyone from Golden Springs and beyond who've heard about Texas about to fight Other Texas immediately dropped everything they were doing to go and watch, despite how hard April tried to stop them, thousands gathered around the farm area they decided to have their fight to see which Tex was gonna win, for some reason Other Texas had insisted they have their fight in the pig pen, the ever so overly confident Texas agreed, certain she was the superior weasel, the two of them stood in the mud of the pig pen, a few pigs still inside in the corners, while everybody stood outside the fences all talking over eachother, a few people rooting and cheering for Texas, and much to Texas' dismay, more people rooting for Other Texas, "Alright Everybody!, settle down!" Smiling Jacks voice rung out above the crowd, everyone turned to look in her direction, seeing her standing on the rear end of her faithful cow, getting the best view of the fight below, "I know we're all excited to watch the better Texas turn our Texas into a smelly stain on the seat of her pants, but let's get the boring ground rules outta the way first, number one!, dirty tactics are allowed and encouraged!, number two!, the winner is who can win best outta three!, and number three!, the winner of the fight gets to be the new sherriff!" Smiling Jacks says gladly, Texas grumbles to herself that Smiling Jacks is even here, "And I'd like to thank everyone who turned in their cash bets to me and I'm immensely satisfied to see the majority bet on Better Texas!" Smiling Jacks adds on, "What!?, I never gave you permission to bet on this!" Texas shouts, "And I never gave you permission to use my pig pen!, so there!" Jacks retorts, "Anyway, let's get to the fun part!, one!..." Jacks starts as the two weasels hover their hands over their guns, "Two!..." Texas **** glares Other Tex, while the other just smirks back confidently, ".... Three!" Jacks shouts, the two grab their guns as fast as lightning and shoot, ... but nothing happens, neither gun is shot out of their hands, Texas is confused for a moment until see realises "D...did you just stop my bullet with your bullet!?" She asks, "Looks like we're evenly matched, loser me, how about we ditch the guns and get ourselves nice and dirty~" Better Tex says, "Fine!, get ready to lose" Texas growls, then the two weasels charge at eachother until...