Some Pre-Match Action

It's the beginning of the next show. You've got a solid strategy worked out with Camel Joe and are currently lounging with him and the rest of the family in a state of delicious afterglow, having just had a pre-show orgy in his locker room for the purpose of "team unity". You watch the show's opener with the rest of them. The opener turns out to be "Pleasure Boy" Paul, celebrating his contendership for the Heavyweight title and getting a chance to give his say. One statement surprises you a bit.

"So, Camel Joe," says Paul, "you know I love you like a father, but I'm coming for your belt!"

"You know him?" you ask Joe who's currently getting his cock primed up again by his wife's loving mouth.

"Oh yeah," says Joe, caressing her hair, "I brought him into the league. My daughters tried him out and he...what did they say...overwhelmed them. So, I and they mentored him a bit and brought him into the league. Then I turned him over to Vlad to teach him more about the art of kicking ass. From what I've seen, the kid learned his lessons well."

You're not surprised that Vlad took over. Vlad and Joe were tag-team champions at one time. Then you see something else.

"Uh-oh," you say, "trouble."

Others have snuck into the ring, "Mama" Ta-tas, "Dirty" Sanchez, and Sanchez's aunt La Maestra, the leather-clad authority on pain-based erotica. The three attack Paul all at once and although the kid fights valiantly, he's no match for three ring veterans. Eventually, "Mama" has Paul's head buried face down on the mat with her tits, holding his arms behind him. La Maestra has a cat of nine in her hands and Sanchez has grabbed the microphone.

"Alright you stupid fuckers, listen up!" says Sanchez, "It's time for us to teach this little embarrassment to keep his tiny dick out of other peoples' affairs. Also, Amazon, I know you're watching, so consider this a preview of what we're going to do to you as we flay this little shit's ass...and then I give him a buggering that'll seem like a pillow fight compared to what I'll give you!"

La Maestra is readying her whip, "Mama" Ta-Tas continues to smother Paul and Sanchez laughs maniacally.

Joe looks to you and you look to Joe.

"Someone oughta help him," says Joe with meaning.

You agree. You like little Paulie and it wouldn't look good for him to stick his neck out to help you and you turn a blind eye to his predicament.