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“Lip broke but that should heal easily enough. Just drink a bunch of water”, Shizuka casually commented as she inspected the purple haired menace. "Looks like you rolled with the punches pretty well. Still should let me check your stomach.”

“Your concern is misguided, nurse”, de sade responded. “Save it for those that need it, like yourself.”

“Charming as ever”, Shizuka took a puff from her smoke.

Well.

Not that she was wrong.

Thanks to this lovely transformation her body was in a constant state of low arousal. It wasn’t something she could control either. Apparently “thinking” meant as little as having normal basic cognition.

Leaving Sadie to her devices, the nurse focused on her other three patients.

The Doggie was fine. She was pissed when she woke up, but smart enough to realize that any further aggression would be really fucking stupid.

“I’m ruuuuuuineeeeeed!”, Blondie wailed.

“I-It’s fine!”, Boobs tried to console the crying girl. “There’s a bruise, but that will heal. It won’t leave a scar.”

“Really? You better not lie to me! If my immaculate back suffered even the slightest scratch I have that crone sued into the next century!”

Miss moneybags was lively enough too.

At least she wasn’t **** to keep defending de Sade. That chore expired shortly after the fighting ended. Shizuka couldn’t deduce if there was a time limit or if the chore was deemed complete, but the nurse had other things occupying her horny mind.

Chiefly her most important patient.

Ashy-ko looked both extremely distraught and utterly overwhelmed. As such he was just sitting on his throne with a thousand yard stare. Having one of your Harem Members beat the shit out of another is definitely not how you want to start your career as master.

A part of Shizuka felt happy about that. Regardless of that abominable transformation, Ashy-ko did not change on a fundamental level.

But there were seeds.

Since he was currently in an emotional **** and thus malleable state, Shizuka considered approaching, but ultimately dismissed the idea. Right now, she was probably the person in this place he despises the most.

Which was a bit of a bummer.

If her entire efforts from these past years were gone she need to set a new baseline and quickly.

…

Easier said then done in her current state.

“Hmm…”

Kikki was slowly pacing around the edge of the platform. A decent amount of water was separating us from dry land.

“You don’t plan on swimming over, I hope", the nurse asked, while only for a moment considering to jump in the water herself.

“No way”, Kikki responded with a giggle. “Just wanted to get some space from the rest of the girls.”

The youngest contestant showed an impish smile as she leaned forward. “Wanna talk?”

“Now?”

“The sooner the better, besides...”

“Ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Unfortunately, their discussion was cut short when the instigator behind their collective torment made her reappearance more then know, by stepping out of the black vortex with an extremely loud groan.

…

“I just had to explain to my producer why my super cool and cute introduction transformation round was interrupted twice! He has good taste in presents but do you know how obnoxious Mr. Penguin is? Why didn’t you use calming magic? Why didn’t you stop the ****? Blablablabla, I'm Mr. Penguin blablablablabla, I turn my secretaries into statues, blablablabla Uggggghhh! He’s soooo annoying!”

After venting like that for a bit, Ora took a few deep breaths to calm herself down.

“ANYWAYS! How’s everyone feeling? And the answer will better be ultra fantastic!”

The answer was clearly not ultra fantastic.

In fact it wasn't even super fantastic or regular fantastic. By this point a decent amount of fatigue had set in with the girls and master. This was hardly a surprise considering the massive mind altering transformation they just all went through plus the fisticuffs.

Ora decided that in such a situation the best course of action was to take an especially poor looking sap and make an example out of them, to whip everyone back into shape. Which means you're up.

Yes, you!

YOU TRANSFORMATION TIME!

“Yep, to little surprise, “one more” easily made the vote", the little host explained. "Probably should have seen that one coming."

Ora flicked a thorn towards you. Don't worry, she's gentle so all you feel is a little itch at the back of your neck. Don't scratch it. Anyways! You got transformed now. Congratulations.

"Which means. There will be another vote right away! Use your newfound power and choose the contestant you want to give their runner up transformation, or in Dahlia’s case something special.”

“What?”, Dahlia raised an eyebrow.

“Oh? Did I neglect that to mention?”, Ora snickered. “Your runner ups both got the exact same amount of votes, so in the unlikely event that Dahlia gets picked something special will happen!”

“What special?”, Ashley asked, clearly worried.

But Ora only shrugged her shoulders. “Hm, who knows? Guess we never find out until the audience votes for it.”

Dahlia cringed. She really could have done without that extra attention.

“At least that wretched audience will not receive another chance to **** me”, Sahara huffed indignant.

“Huh, whatever do you mean?”, Ora cocked her head in feigned ignorance.

“Are you unable to count, child? I already received two transformations! Naturally, I will be exempt from this vote.”

“Nope❤︎”

“WHAT!”

Ora smiled happily. “You received your third most voted Transformation per veto by me. The second most voted is still up for grabs, which means...”

“YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE RUNT!”

In truth Ora was actually quite happy to see the angry blonde bimbo being her angry blonde bimbo self. Means she was lively enough to continue.

Anyways, vote here! Results will be announced in a chapter or two. Whenever Ora feels like it.

“Next, we have one more matter to attend to, Fido!”

“CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I’LL STICK YA HEAD UP YA BUM!”

Geez, the two blondes are remarkably similar when it comes to shrieking.

“Fetch!”

Ora flicked a dog treat towards Liz, the bully tried to ignore it but found, much to her dismay that her body at other ideas and so she caught it.

With her mouth.

“BLEEEEEHHHHH!”

“WHAT!”

Both the master and his pet dog seemed equally distraught by this.

“How generous”, de sade commented. “If this was my season the stray would not get away with such a slap on the wrist.”

“Uhu, it’s not though. And never will be, so bleeeeeehhh!”

As Ora was pulling her eyelid down and sticking her tongue out at de sade, Liz was only just now coming to terms with what the text was saying.

"Oi, pull ya head in! I ain't no bloody trained mutt!"

“Of course you are not”, de sade smirked. “You are nothing but an ill bred stray rejected by her own family.”

“You...fooking…”, Liz began to growl again.

“Ash”, Dahlia gave him a look.

Ashley nodded.

He really didn’t want to.

But the way Liz’s tail and ears were bristling, he really expected her to do something dangerous again.

He had ****.

“Sit!”

“Guah!”

Sure enough, the moment the words left Ashley’s lips, Liz went down on all fours.

“Oi! What’s the big idea!”

“Pretty useful, right?”, Ora hopped over and patted the feral dog girl on the head. “Who’s a good girl?”

Liz responded by attempting to bite her hand off.

Definitely not you, you stupid mutt! If Ora wasn’t such a generous and merciful host(and didn’t want to miss the premiere of the ghost season) she would hit Liz with another punishment right away!

“Umm...can we use that command too?”, asked Carol.

“Nah. What kinda Doggie listens to somebody besides their owner?”

“Who are ya calling a Doggie, ya overgrown shrimp!”

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Apparently, the sit command has run it’s course because Liz lounged towards Megan.

Megan shrieked, tumbled backwards and wet herself for the second time today. Ora made a mental note to definitely include a diaper transformation in the future.

“Liz, s-sit!”

This time Liz pretty much slammed to the ground midair.

It was very funny.

“OUCH! Oi, shortstuff! WHAT THE FOOK?”

“That’s my line!”, Ashley all but shouted. “What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you suddenly so aggressive?”

It seems an odd statement, giving the bully’s usually disposition towards resolving arguments by punching them but Ashley was **** along to enough of her gang gatherings to know that Liz usually had slightly more self control.

“Might be her transformation at play here”, Shizuka suggested. “Hormones running wild, easy to let her instincts take over and working herself into a frenzy.” The nurse glanced towards de sade and Megan. “Mind trying to not get yourself mauled to ****? I’m a doctor, not a necromancer.”

“Eh?”, Sahara widened her eyes. “You mean this rabid mongrel could maul us at any moment?”

"Liz, sit", Ashley repeated, just in case the angry dog girl did decide to get up again.

“This certainly is an issue”, Carol agreed, trying to keep her distance as much as possible. “What if she makes a deal with Peshkova? Something that let’s her control her instincts?”

“I’m happy too!”, Kikki nodded. “But the big doggie is currently at negative points, so she can’t make a deal. I’m sad. Shiku Shiku."

“Which means her owner better steps up and teaches this old dog some new tricks”, the little host crossed her arms and harumphed. “If one of you girls gets your throat ripped out you better believe the doggie ends up eliminated!”

Ashley nodded gravely, while keeping an eye at Liz, clearly ready to use his master privileges with **** prejudice.

"Ah, don't get your knickers in a twist! I'm cool! Cool as a frosty VB." Liz said while cracking a toothy smile.

With the way she was panting and her tail standing up, nobody was buying that.

But at least for now, the feral bully seemed contend with staying on the pleasantly cool floor.

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Well, that certainly put a damper on things.

The little host clapped her hands to wake everyone up again. “Alright! Look alive, folks! We are almost done here, then you can all go to sleep or whatever you do in the night! And speaking of! Let's finally take a gander on how all of you are going to spend the first round!”

…

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SERVANTS!

Couldn’t the audience vote a bit smarter? This will be super annoying to sort out!

“According to the rules, in such an event the popularity vote will be the deciding factor, correct?”, Carol decided to clarify.

“Yes, indeed”, Ora grumbled. “But there are way too many servants, so it’s like super boring if I just reveal everyone’s standing here!”

Ora had this whole bit planned were contestant would to have make difficult choices if they want to stay in their rank or gamble for a better one. It was cool and tense but it doesn't work when they are all bunched together like this!

The little host grumbled some more before snapping her finger. “Let’s do it that way! Out of you five servants, are there any volunteers for the remaining open spots?”

“Obviously!”, Sahara immediately thundered first. “I will not be made a lowly maid!”

“I like to play a little as well”, Kikki joined her classmate. “Let’s see if the audience likes me.”

“I would prefer to stay”, Carol responded. “I have no delusion that I will rank particularly high. A servant role suits me just fine.”

“How very modest”, Ora rolled her eyes and looked between the last two servants. “What about you?”

“I take the chance”, Dahlia said with a confident nod that send her boobs jiggling.

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“That’s a yes from Miss Plain, and a no from the NEET...I guess? Works for me! Let’s reveal your popularity standing then! Top to bottom, because that’s the funniest way of doing it”, Ora snickered.

The little host cleared her throat.

“First place, with a staggering 25% of all the votes iiiiiis Liz Sinclair!”

“WOT!”

“This is preposterous!”, Sahara complained right away. “Is the audience lacking eyes? What is so appealing about this doggone delinquent?”

“Beats me”, Ora played pat the angry doggo and don’t lose your arm, some more. “The only thing I do know is that there is no other season were the generic bully comes in first place, which is just another sign of my genius! Cackle cackle cackle!”

"Right, so what's that mean, eh?", Liz asked. “Am I gonna get some new duds or what?”

“Nope! But you do get an amazing 2x BP multiplier! Congrats! Shame it’s for **** work, so it’s like 10 BP an hour and a super waste”, Ora grinned.

“Whatever”, Liz responded with a grunt.

“Next up!”, Ora happily chirped. “Our silver medalist was actually neck and neck with the doggie and in the end it all came down to one single vote! That's right! Every single vote can make a difference here! You really should have voted Pedro!"

“I see.” This reveal calmed Sahara down somewhat. “I suppose almost tying for first place is an acceptable enough resu...”

Give it up for Dahlia Black!”

“Me?”, Dahlia gasped in surprise, which send her boobs jiggling

“Her?”, Sahara gasped equally, which also send her boobs jiggling

“Me!”, Ora joined in, which...shut up! “Oh, wait, I mean her, yes Dahlia! You got second place. Congrats.”

“Great job, Dahlia!”, Ashley smiled, perhaps a bit too eagerly which earned him a few blank stares from the other contestants. Geez, he could at least pretend to be unbiased!

“Of course that also means you are getting the coveted manager position!”, Ora declared and flicked on more thorn to finally give the last girl her new wardrobe.

This was perhaps the closest to actual “proper” clothes, although that term was used very loosely on Harem Hotel. The manager look really resembled more a sexy secretary then a proper manager. Especially with that massive cleavage.

Dahlia reached upwards and grabbed the glasses on her face only to notice that she couldn’t take them off.

“Oh yeah, they are part of the outfit”, Ora explained helpfully. “You know, Sexy secretary. Gotta have glasses.”

“That is a sexist stereotype”, Carol objected.

Silence, nerd. You’re just angry you lost in boobs and glasses.

“I see…”, Dahlia didn’t seem too happy about that. But at least the glasses appeared to be purely cosmetic.

Meanwhile the busty blonde was fuming. Third! Sahara will only get bronze! This was an outrage!

“Soooo, next up, and this is super annoying but we are actually having a three way tie!”

“I have to share third place with two other girls?! This can't possibly get any worse!"

Ora wondered what it must be like to be so delusional. As a super sane person, she really could not say.

“That’s right, the brainiac, the fake doctor and the brat all got the exact same amount of votes!”

“That is a lot higher then I expected”, Carol commented.

“Yay! Thank you, nice viewers!”, Kikki jumped up and down in excitement, giving everyone a good look at her white bloomer undergarments in the process.

“Hm”, Shizuka just continued calmly puffing her smoke.

Carol and Shizuka were both already in uniform, so Kikki was the only one who got a change. Her skimpy maid uniform morphed into something slightly more presentable.

“Since you all scored the same, you are all getting the medium of the ranks, meaning a 1.4 BP multiplier. Good for you”, Ora explained further.

At this point Sahara was reduced to openly gaping. “W-wait...that….this is...then were did I score?”

“Oh you?”

Ora smiled widely.

“9th place.”

“WHAT?”

“There is no ninth place, you cretin”, de sade de saded.

“Oh right, The hags face was so old and ugly that it accidentally caused me to hold my card upside down. Whoops! Sixth! You got sixth, not ninth! Good for you!”

Sahara clearly did not see any good in this.

“And it's also time for you to get your wish of no longer being a lowly maid”, Ora said, her smile once again threatening to split her mouth.

Sahara’s clothes changed for the second time this evening. Her skimpy maid uniform got replaced with the same thin and tattered dirt brown shift Liz was wearing. But it didn’t stop there, Sahara’s make up, which held up surprisingly well so far was removed, her carefully coiffed hair was messed up and as a final indignity, an iron collar was placed around her neck.

A large screen allowed Sahara to witness every humiliation. inflicted upon her.

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Surprisingly, there was barely any reaction. Sahara was complete and utterly shell shocked.

“Eh?”, Ora cocked her head. “No temper tantrum? No screaming? I was expecting better, to be honest.”

“Hmph”, de Sade smirked. “A stray and a mutt both together. Quite the fitting pair, I will admit.”

Ashley made sure to utter a preemptive “sit”, much to Liz’s annoyance.

“I-it’s fine”, Dahlia slowly reached out to the devastated girl. “I am the manager, I...I can give you some easy work.”

“DON’T CODDLE ME!”

With a roar Sahara smacked Dahlia’s hand away.

There was a fire in her eyes. Somewhat different compared to her usual pride and arrogance.

“You think this will break me? This is nothing! I will overcome this! I will beat you all and Daddy will be proud of me!"

The moments the word left her mouth, she gasped and a blush very quickly crept up her face. “I...I mean...I will win! Me! For m-myself!”

Ashley wanted to say something, but Dahlia just shook her head.

Meanwhile Ora just cackled.

“As sixth rank, you get no BP multiplier”, she gleefully informed the new ****. “But, since you have the lowest position you won’t earn any BP in the first place. So, don’t worry your empty little head about that.”

Sahara didn’t respond to that. She merely grabbed her tattered clothes tighter in silent determination.

Eh.

“Now, we actually have one more tie for very bottom of the barrel”, Ora continued. “de Hag and Nudist both scared a pathetic 2.5% of the votes. In fact, only a single person voted for each of you.”

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“You done?”

Megan nodded, all the while smiling creepily.

What a weirdo.

“But woooow!" Ora pivoted towards the other loser. "Hag de sade! Last place? Huh! That must suck after all the posturing! You were so sure you're gonna win! But I guess nobody likes you after all, huh? Huhh. You know people are actively saying they stop watching this season because of you! I can’t ever imagine being that universally despised! Geez! Aww! I feel so bad! Guess you are just not as popular as everyone else around here! Huuuuuhhhhhhhh!”

“It is not my desire to appeal to the conventional appetite of the audience”, de Sade responded. “I intend to offer something novel: Hollow hope constricted by frustration and disappointment as my victory becomes ever more assured.”

Yep, she is super salty about it.

Anyways, here’s is the final ranking:

1. Liz Sinclair 25% 2x BP Multiplier
2. Dahlia Black 22.5% 1.8 BP Multiplier
3. Carol Summers 12.5% 1.4 BP Multiplier
4. Shizuka Hayabusa 12.5% 1.4 BP Multiplier
5. Kikki Peshkova 12.5% 1.4 BP Multiplier
6. Sahara Marvelous 10% 1.0 BP Multiplier
7. Megan Watson 2.5% 0.7 BP Multiplier
8. Euphémie de Sade 2.5% 0.7 BP Multiplier

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And for good measure, the current VP standing:

1) Dahlia Black: 28.5 VP 4500 BP

2) NEET: Megan Watson: 24.25 VP 0 BP

3) nerd: Carol Summers: 23 VP 0 BP

4) step-sister: Kikki Peshkova: 20 VP 0 BP

5) Hag: Miss de Sade: 17 VP 3500 BP

6) mad scientist: Shizuka Hayabusa: 12 VP 0 BP

7) Doggie: Liz Sinclair: -4.5 VP 0 BP

8) rich girl: Sahara Marvelous: -19.25 VP 0 BP

pot: +59 Victory points

total: 160 Victory points

“And that’s all housekeeping taken care of! With the exception of our manager, the rest of you have the day off, so enjoy it while it lasts. From now on the real season begins!”

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BP has been awarded! Check the rules and regulations for an account of your balance and more details!

First like ever bonus: For giving Mean Maids it’s first like, Mothneb was awarded 1000 BP! Congratulations!

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Chapter specific sidequest: Guess the recipient

Which lucky contestant will end up with an additional transformation? Write your pick in the comments! If you guess correctly you will be awarded 200 BP. (Please note that this does not count as voting) Sidequest Deathline: 27th December 2025

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