Smells like victory

Wenda was thankful that the mall was starting to empty out as she ran, ducking behind benches, fountains, and soda machines as she looked for a clothing store that was still open.

"Oh, Wenda...!"

Wenda froze as she spotted Sandra running towards her while wearing the cardboard box. A sight that would've been comical if not for the murderous look on her face.

Wenda let out a yelp as she bolted towards the first store that was still open, which turned out to be a pet store, with Sandra chasing after her...

And Oliver chasing right after them.

"I don't know who you think you are, Bitch," Lucy spat as she held the invisible woman in place, "but I do know that your little games are up!"

"Let me go, you lunatic!" Sophie shouted, "I'm not gonna let you hurt and humiliate my cousin!"

"That's where you- Wait, 'cousin'?" Lucy asked in confusion. "Wenda doesn't have any cousins!"

"Well, actually, her uncle had an affair with a horrible monster that I was **** to call a mother and -"

"Shut it!" Lucy snapped. "Cousin or not, Wenda is going to pay for making asses out of us, and no one is gonna get in our way!"

"Okay, do you really need Wenda's help in that department when those guys over there see you as a crazy naked woman having a conversation with the ground?" Sophie asked in a hushed tone.

"Oh, right. Sure." Lucy said sarcastically. "Like I'm going to be stupid enough to fall for that!"

"Holy - Isn't that the Punk Rock Chick with the Care Bear panties from the park?!"

"I think it is, Dude! And now she's naked!"

"... Is she talking to the ground?"

Lucy looked up to see a group of young men looking at her strangely, causing her to scream as she instinctively threw her arms over her body. This, unfortunately for her, resulted in her letting Sophie go as the invisible woman ran into the mall.

"GET BACK HERE!" Lucy screamed as she ran into the mall after Sophie... Wherever she was.

Inside the pet store, Wenda hid behind a shelf dedicated to pet toys as she peaked out to see Sandra entering the store with a malicious grin.

"Oh, Wenda." Sandra called out, "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"

Wenda gulped as she tried to sneak around the box clad bully as quietly as she -

**SQUEAKY!!**

Wenda paled as she looked down to see that she had stepped on a rubber hamburger that had fallen off the shelf, looking back up to make eye contact with Sandra.

"There you are!" Sandra yelled as she ran towards Wenda.

Wenda squeaked as she ran deeper into the pet store, knocking over a display for pet shampoo in the process. This resulted in Sandra slipping on the shampoo and landing on her back, the cardboard absorbing the liquid soap as she climbed out of her now ruined cover.

"That's it... Now I'm really mad!" Sandra steamed as she got to her feet and angrily marched after her prey.

Oliver had just arrived to see this and bit his lip, wondering how to help Wenda out of this one. Looking to his left he saw something that caused the wheels in his head to turn...

In the back room of the pet store, Wenda screeched to a halt as she came to a brick wall in between two tall shelves.

"How poetic. Trapped like a rat that was cornered by a cat."

Wenda turned around to see Sandra blocking her only exit as the bigger woman stepped forward.

"N-now, Sandra," Wenda stammered fearfully as she pressed herself against the wall, "I know that I did somethings that I... Am now truly starting to regret..."

"Oh, I'll say you have." Sandra snarled, "You stole my clothes while I was in the shower. You exposed my flabby body, fat ass, and tiny boobs to everyone at my gym. And worse, I was seen butt ass naked by Megan! She'll never go out with me now!"

"'Megan'? Megan Price?" Wenda asked in confusion, "I thought you two were already an item by now. What? You didn't know she had a monster crush on you back in high school despite the fact you were one of the biggest bullies? Everyone knew that!"

"SHE WHAT?!" Sandra shrieked before snarling again. "Well now, because of your little prank, she's probably rethinking that after seeing what my real body looks like! And now..." She narrowed her eyes, "I'm gonna return the favor."

"Sandra, please! I - What the hell?"

"Oh, don't even think about -" Sandra began before being interrupted by a tap on her shoulder. "Oh for the..." She spun around, "What?! ... The hell?"

Standing, or rather floating, in front of Sandra was small metal cage that contained a sleeping skunk inside. On the side of the cage was a note that read, "WARNING: Skunk still waiting for scent glands to be removed. DO NOT sell yet!"

"Say 'ello to my stinky little friend!" Oliver said in a faux Columbian accent... Before screaming at the top of his lungs, scaring the skunk awake.

And one knows exactly what happens when one scares a skunk. And as the invisible Oliver was holding the cage with the front half facing him...

Sandra screamed as she was soaked at point blank range by the skunk's musk, gagging as she felt her eyes watering. "My eyes! MY EYES!" She screamed as she ran off half blind.

Wenda was baffled as she saw the cage float through the air and being returned to a side room, the door opening and closing by itself. Not wanting to linger anymore, Wenda tried to sneak away again...

Only for an invisible **** to place a hand over her mouth as she let out a surprised yelp.

"Shh! It's okay." Oliver said as he attempted to calm Wenda down. "My name's Oliver. I'm a... A friend of your cousin, Sophie."

"... I don't have any cousins." Wenda stated in confusion as she removed Oliver's hand.

"We'll explain that later..."

As Oliver and Wenda left the pet store, Sandra blindly ran over to the fish section and dunked her head into an empty fish tank, using the cold water to wash her eyes. After twenty seconds, Sandra pulled her head out of the water, coughing and gagging as she slowly regained her sight...

And wished she had lost her sense of smell. She freaking reeked!

"How can tonight get any worse?!" Sandra groaned.

"Sandra? Is that you?"

Sandra turned a shade of red never before found in nature as she turned around to see Megan dressed in the uniform worn by the pet store workers. "Sandra? What happened? What are you doing here? Why are you naked?"

"Ohhhh, God... Not again!" Sandra whimpered in embarrassment, tears in her eyes. "Please just kill me now!"

"So this Sophie, who is apparently my cousin, is in trouble with Lucy?" Wenda asked as she and Oliver headed towards the entrance of the mall. "And how did you two get invisible, anyway?"

"We met your uncle earlier and he gave us that formula." Oliver explained, not looking where he was going. "And Sophie is your Uncle Leroy's daughter and your cousin, so we have to help - OOF!"

Oliver was cut short as he felt someone barrel into him, knocking him onto his back as Wenda came to a stop next to him. Looking up, Oliver made eye contact with Sophie, the invisible naked woman laying on top of him.

"Sophie! You're okay!" Oliver exclaimed.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Sophie replied, "And thanks for saving Wenda."

"Wait... That voice." Wenda said as she heard what sounded like a kiss between the two. "Can someone please tell me what is going on here?!"

"Your funeral, Bitch!"

Wenda, Oliver, and Sophie looked up to see Lucy snarling angrily at her.

"You and your little invisible friend are dead. Freaking. Meat!"