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Chapter 5
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Vukoviumirusami
What’s my guess?
Small
“Paul, I guess his dick is small” – I finally say, not very confidently. I think most of the guys today will be small, so it makes sense they start with a small guy.
“Ok, Anita, let’s reveal what Sam hides” – Says Paul.
Anita gets behind Sam and lowers his pants fastly.
I have to say that I am quite surprised about what I see:

My first thought is that I lost. This guy is not small, but on the other hand, he is not big either. It’s an average sized flaccid penis.
Paul sees the confusion in my face and informs me that my guess was right. I see my brother smiling relieved.
“I do not think he is small, to be honest” – I blurt out. Sam smiles at my comment.
Paul gestures to Sam so he can talk.
“Hi Candy, nice to meet you” – Says Sam, politely – “I get your point, it seems pretty average flaccid, but it does not grow much when erect. I am a shower” – He says that pointing at his, still flaccid, dick.
“Interesting that you say that. 99% of the guys always say the opposite thing: I am a grower” – I tell him while I get closer. The guy seems very friendly, so I want to tease him a little. I am pretty sure he will enjoy the banter – “How big does it get?” – I ask, directly.
He grins. He was clearly expecting that question – “Let’s just say I do not pass the toilet paper roll test” – he says, trying to be a little mysterious.
“What’s the toilet paper roll test” – I ask innocently. Of course, I know what it is, but I want him to explain it.
“Well” – He starts explaining – “It’s pretty easy. You take a toilet paper roll and introduce your dick in it. If it fits you have failed it. Simple as that” – He says.
“A standard toilet paper roll is about 4” long and 4” around” – Adds Paul.
“In my case, length-wise, the head pokes out of the roll, so it’s not that bad. However, girth-wise, It fits perfectly. There is a lot of room, so that basically means that I have a pencil dick” – He explains.
“A pencil dick?” – I ask. I want him to tell me more about that.
“Yes, I have kind of a short dick but length-wise is pretty close to the average. However, my girth is well below average” – He explains nonchalantly.
“I would love to see you doing the test” – I say, casually.
“I can do it here if you have a toilet paper roll” – He offers. Anita seems to be receiving some instructions in her ear-plug. She goes backstage for a second and comes back with a roll. She gives it to Sam, who smiles – “Give me some privacy” – He says cheekily with his best smile. Then, he turns around. He is now showing his ass to me and to the audience. And, what a nice ass!. He is touching himself but only Anita, who was behind him, can see what’s happening. Seeing her face, I can safely say that she likes what she is seeing.
“Ta-dam” – Says Sam turning again. The toilet paper roll is on his erect dick. He is leaning a little backwards to prevent it from falling. It’s pretty obvious that there is a lot of space within and that his dick is nowhere close to fill the roll girth-wise. He moves his hips slightly so the roll can move and we can appreciate how much space there is inside. The, he turns to the side so we can appreciate that his head is poking out the roll. In that moment the roll falls revealing his semi-erect dick. As he said, it’s really a pencil dick. “Epic fail” – He says laughing – “This is so going to be a meme tomorrow”.
I laugh at that. I am pretty sure he is right. He is going to be a meme. However, I found this really erotic. So I come close to him and take the roll from the floor. Then, I grab his dick and start stroking it. He is clearly puzzled. As soon as he is fully erect again, I put the roll back in place – “I think this is yours” – I say seductively, while I start masturbating him using the roll – “Do you like this?” – I ask. I see my brother is staring at me in disapproval.
“Yes” – Sam says – “The roll is a little rough, but you are doing it perfectly”. I keep stroking him with the roll. Sam is a little embarrassed, but he has given in to the pleasure. The audience is cheering, but I am pretty sure Sam cannot hear anything now, apart from me, obviously”. A couple of minutes later, he moans in pleasure and the audience starts cheering even louder and then Sam cums. He shoots pretty far and his load is pretty big. I smile warmly at him and he returns the smile. It’s pretty obvious he really enjoyed this.
“Thank you Sam for your big cum-tribution” – Says Paul breaking the connection, but nobody laughs at the joke – “Candy, you have won 5,000$ and you keep playing. Robbie you are safe for now from the chinko machine” – Says Paul, and then he announces that the show must go on and asks Anita to enter with the second guy.
Let’s meet the second man
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Guess the dick size game show
"Dud or stud" is the new game show where a contestant has to guess if a guy is big or small. No average guys in this show.
Welcome to "dud or stud", the new game show where our contestants will have to guess if our guests have big or tiny penises. The rules are easy: - Each contestant will play up until 10 rounds. - In each round he will have a man in front of him. This man will be topless and will only wear baggy sweatpants to conceal his equipment. - The contestant must guess if the man in front of him has a big penis ot a small penis. There will be no average joes here. All the guys will be either well hung or severily unhung. - The men will be pantsed by our lovely, co-presenter, Anita once our contestant has made a guess. - If the contestant guess is right, they will win 5.000$ and proceed to the next round. - If the contestant guess is wrong, they will stop playing and leave with the money they had won until then. Also, they will face a punishment: - If the contestant is a man, he will receive 20 hits by the amazing chinko machine: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nyTe_5vhF8&t=7s) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLbvbq1BBAc) - If the contestant is a woman, the punishment will be suffered by her male companion (husband, boyfriend, father, brother, friend, cousin, etc....) - After the reveal, the contestant is welcome to chat to the man about his revealed manhood: The contestant can engage into SPH, SPE or in friendly banter with him, both in case of getting it wrong or right. - If the contestant clears all the rounds, they will win 50,000$ but there might be a bonus chance to double the winnings. And now, please welcome your host, veteran presenter Paul Kenny. -
Updated on Mar 17, 2024
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