Small Superhero Undies

He can't be serious, right? Oh man, why did you wear your most embarrassing pair of underwear today? That was a mistake...
"Why? Do I have to?" You ask.
"You do what I say or things will get really bad for you, really fast."
You don't like the sound of that. As you lower you pants, the giggles and soft chatter turn into full on roars of laughter. You can't believe all your suture brothers are seeing you in your little superhero tighty whities! You idiot!
"Oh my god, what is he wearing?"
"This is so funny, I can't believe this guy thought he was cool enough to be in ENM!"
You're starting to think this IS a setup... but it's too late to back out now. Then you heard something that made your heart drop...
"Oh man, you can see his little weiner! They're so tight, you can clearly see it and it's TINY! Does he have a boner?"
You do. Are you turned on by this? You're a little freak and all these guys just saw the outline of your tiny little dick, and laughed.
"Ok boys... lets take a little walk."

A walk? A WALK? Outside???? Oh god, you think, "I really hope not..." but then you realize, it's worse.