Slingshot bikini!

Britney threw Lauren's new garment her way. It flopped over her head and she awkwardly grabbed it and held it before her. She couldn't quite figure out what it was. It looked like a bikini, but it was WAY to little material to be a one piece.

"What is it?" Lauren asked.

"It's called a 'slingshot bikini' or a thong tanga," Britney explained. "You're going to love it, it's super sexy..."

Britney chuckles as Lauren studied it. She could see now, it was basically one strip of fabric that wedged between your legs and wrapped around the back, leading to two suspender like strips that went over you shoulders and would hopefully cover your tits. But it was so little material, could it really work? Better then being naked, Lauren thought glumly, and stepped into the bikini. She pulled it up, then slipped the straps over her shoulders... and her eyes bugged out as it wedged deep between her legs and up her butt cheeks. She looked down. She had a clearly defined camel toe, then her belly hung between the straps. The straps smothered her little breasts, though they showed her obvious lack of cleavage in the empty chest between her little mounds. She looked over her shoulder, seeing the bikini disappear between her massive butt cheeks. This was THE most unflattering thing she'd ever worn!