Slaps You (3rd fastest burn)

You see Tia looking down at you completly filled with rage. Her face is red and her eyes are narrowed down looking at you slightly watering. "Don't ever call me that again!" She growls at you. You should be scared but for some reason you aren't. "Or else what?" You reply smugly.

CRACKKKKK!!!!

Your face stings red as Tia slaps her hand across it with Venom. You clutch at your face as the stinging makes it's way across your face. Tia looks down at you smugly. "Or that happens again." She states matter of factly. You look up at her angry. "What so you get to do whatever you want to me and i'm not allowed to fight back?" Tia looks down at you and slaps you again on the other cheek now. Not as hard but still hurts. "Owww" you say rubbing the affected area.

"Of course you can fight back. But i hate the word Twat as my brother always calls me it. So that word is off the table." She says with a sort of kindness like she's offering you a gift rather than explaining rules of engagement for this strange war you two are having.

"So basically i can call you whatever i like as long as it's not that?" Tia nods. "Yes gosh you are a fucking idiot." She mocks. "And you are a gigantic, psychotic, raging bitch." You say with rage in your eyes.

CRACKKKKK!!!!

You clutch the side of your face as Tia slaps you again. "What was that for?" You ask confused. "I felt like it." She laughs evily then stops. "Wait why do i feel..." she starts patting around where she's sat then you realise to your horror...