Skirt the Issue

Nancy walked up to where Lauren is sitting, holding and caressing her bag, which she claims that extra clothes are inside. Hoping that Nancy would pick up the pace, Lauren gestured her to hurry as the water spread from her lap down to her backside. Arriving not a moment to soon, Lauren snatches the bag and looks inside.

Stunned, Lauren pulls out a hideous dark green midi skirt with a peach blossom pattern. the sound of "Awwes" could be heard in the crowd. Lauren questionably looked at Nancy, but found out that when unfolded, it belonged to Nancy.

Although. The lowlife viewers watching their small local news might be absurdly turned on by the sight of a woman drenched in some kind of liquid.