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Entry 4: Acclimatization

The protracted deliberations yielded some use in the end - the programming errors in the androids were fixed completely. To reiterate, the names and relevant statistics of the six androids are as follows:

1. Jason - Height: 5'11"; Weight: 132lb (reduced from the original 177lb); Penis size: 6.2"
2. Andre - Height: 6'2"; Weight: 138lb (reduced from the original 183lb); Penis size: 5.5"
3. Brandon - Height: 5'7"; Weight: 98lb (reduced from the original 153lb); Penis size: 8.9"
4. Tyler - Height: 5'9"; Weight: 100lb (reduced from the original 145lb); Penis size: 5"
5. Adam - Height: 5'10"; Weight: 112lb (reduced from the original 157lb); Penis size: 7.6"
6. Seth - Height: 6'; Weight: 160lb (reduced from the original 205lb); Penis size: 11"

Note 7: Android anatomy is necessarily lighter and more compact than an organic human body. It should be noted that while the dimensions of the androids are identical to their human counterparts, their weights are considerably lower. Also, penis measurements are also included here since it seems to be of great importance to humans (who always seem to want it bigger). See 'sub-entry 3: Androids' for more details, including more detailed analysis on penis size.

After careful analysis of the last encounter between the subject and the six originals, it was determined that the best way for him to meet them was all at once, in a public space, with the intention to engaging in sexual behavior instantly.

Thus, the androids were clad in the same garments that they wore during their last encounter and place in the middle of the beach, and programmed to initiate copulative behavior as soon as the subject is brought to the location and regains consciousness.

It was interesting to note that the subject's eyes were wide open even as he was being carried to his recuperation spot on the beach. According to the list of human eye expressions, the wideness of his gaze meant either eagerness and excitement (which was to be expected), or fear and terror (which was unlikely).

Once on the sand, he was administered a reviving **** to wake him up. Somewhat disappointingly, he stood up facing the wrong direction and completely missed the androids. To draw his attention, all six of them said the word, "Hey" in unison - the tone being calibrated for maximum sexual arousal.

Rather surprisingly, this prompted the subject to spin around with what appeared to be shock rather than joy. Furthermore, the expected erection never came, instead he cupped his hands over his genitals, as if to keep them away from the androids.

The subject then proceeded to shout at the androids, saying, "What the fuck are you guys doing here? Where the fuck am I?! What's going on?!?"

There was clear distress in the subject's tone, so I commanded the androids to immediately engage in copulation.

They performed flawlessly - they cycled themselves through the six pre-determined positions - one each to hold the limbs and ensure he does not hurt himself, one to engage with the face in either through oral intercourse or cataglottism, and the last one to maintain a constant presence in the subject's anus. In this way, by the end of the experiment, each of the six subjects would have performed in each of the six roles, and I would be able to determine which configuration most pleased the subject.

Alas, after four cycles the subject remained thoroughly unhappy and eager to end the exercise. Thus, I deemed this initial experiment a failure and ordered the androids to let the subject go.

As soon as the subject was free, he displayed another peculiar behavior - he decided to go on a run! It is well known that humans enjoy running from time to time, but it is as yet unknown what factors motivate them to do so.

As interesting as this was, it was not yet time for free form experimentation so I had to restrain the subject. I ordered three restraints to grip him safely and securely, and initiate the calming protocol - penetration into his mouth, penis and anus.

It may also be worth noting that before the oral probe was in place, the subject shouted, "Oh Fuck! Not the tentacles again." - perhaps he has decided to name the restraints 'Tentacles'. The quaintness of humans never ceases to amuse.

Nonetheless, human behavior is simply too muddled to try to guess at it from pure observation, what I really needed was to know what the subject was feeling in the moment.

From the notes on human anatomy which the Council had gathered, I discovered that every behavioral trait in humans has its origins in the brain with physical manifestations elsewhere in the body. Thus, I could gather either extensive data directly from the body, or highly specific data from the brain alone. The former yielded information primarily related to pure eroticism, while the latter looked into the mental states of emotions, like love.

Both of these are presented in sub entries below.

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