Size

Again: obvious choice. A no-brainer, but still a good one. Thoughts of having a different schlong fill your vision, something only the super rich could dream of.

The classic slider hovers on over to the center of the screen, allowing you to move the slider point to more precise positions. Something about putting your finger over the scale makes your body tingle — not entirely sure whether it’s the anticipation or the code, readying itself to rewrite your genetic makeup on dick size.

The bar meets your gaze under you: what size do you change to?