Sit tight

You stay where you are, afraid of the shotgun. The sheriff arrives and takes you away, to be charged with sexual ****. You sit in the small jail awaiting arraignment. It doesn't look good for you, and the likelihood of being acquitted are rather slim. You will probably get several years of prison time. On the other hand, you did manage to fuck Loretta and Connie bareback, as well as avoid the family reunion.