Sister sides with the mockery

Lauren rushed into the house, more humiliated then she knew was possible. To be called fat while being seen naked was too much for her massive ego. She was nearly hyperventilating as Vanessa took her time with the keys. Finally she was able to get away, though she was still naked, FREAKIN' NAKED, with her sister, a rival and a studly boy.

There was a long moment where everyone just stared at Lauren, who frantically struggled to breath while clutching her body.

"Lauren, I hate to say it, but that kid's right." Vanessa said at last. "You've put on a ton of weight. You really have to start excising..."

"I'm not fat!" Lauren said desperately.

"Uh, we're looking right at you." Britney said. Vanessa shot her a glare that normally would make rivals wilt, but coming from a blushing naked woman? The effect was more comical.

"Lauren, if you work off the weight you won't have to wear girdle's or spanx." Vanessa pointed out.

"I... those are just for... extra support..." Lauren said lamely.

"I'm not saying your fat, but if you want to get fit Britney and I can teach you our exercise routine." Vanessa said.

"I'm not exercising naked!" Lauren declared.