Simulate eating her out

Max orally stimulates Molly's vagina.

• Reader utility: +50
• M&M utility: +500

"Wow, I guess she would really enjoy that..." you whispered.

Warning, M&M variable largely dependent on unclarified and extremely important variable: date_of_action.

I know this is you Max. I left this message for you in the code because I knew you'd make this mistake. I suggest you try simulating this scenario after clarifying the variable. Please, seriously, don't blow up the goddamn planet. - Sincerely, past Molly.

"Ah. Welp, here goes..." You rewrote the question with the date clarified.

Max orally stimulates Molly's vagina as soon as she returns to the room.

• Reader utility: ~mixed (unknown variables changing values too much to give precise estimation)
• M&M utility: -200

"Wha-" you began to ask and the computer spat out another message.

More accurate description for future reference: Max makes Molly think he's going to **** her next time she enters Max's room.

"Oh. Yeah, that makes sense."

You heard a door open down the hall and quickly closed the results so Molly wouldn't see.

"Hey Max. Find any good ideas?" She asked as she walked back in.

"Nope! Not yet, definitely not." You answered nervously. You'd always been terrible at acting honest when you felt you were doing secretive things.

She looked at you skeptically. "What did you simulate?"

"Uhhh unicorns! Yep, simulated what having flying unicorns would be like. Turns out their horns accidentally stab random things as you ride them. Really pretty unfortunate..."

"Huh. Who woulda thought." She sat next to you and opened the simulation window.

Shit. I accidentally minimized it. You realized too late.

She sat in silence, reading your last simulation. You felt your face heat up and slowly shifted further away from Molly, preparing for the worst.

"You didn't simulate flying unicorns did you?"

"Of course I didn't simulate flying unicorns! What sort of idea is that?" Your face got hotter with every word.

She grinned knowingly and looked at you. "I simulated giving you a blowjob earlier, it's alright. Curiosity killed the cat or whatever."

You sighed in relief and practically collapsed. "Thank God..."

She rolled her eyes. "Why thank somebody who doesn't exist?"