Sibling Rivalry

Sagiri finishes bathing after rinsing herself off. After wrapping herself in a bathrobe she exits the room while looking around.

“This place is just as ridiculously big as ever...” she mutters to herself.

The place in question is the house she grew up in. Sagiri is currently visiting her childhood home in the Chuuma village. She feels a sense of nostalgia but also a sudden sense of danger. Three shuriken fly out at her and she dodges just in time, but one just manages to rip her robe.

“What’s this? You just barely hit out of the way! Are you getting rusty Sagiri?” a familiar voice says. “Or has Hibari finally surpassed you?”

Standing on the roof staring down at her is none other than her cousin, Hibari.

“Hibari! You came back as well!” Sagiri says.

“Yes I have, and I’m going to prove that I finally have the skills to beat you!”

Hibari’s smug face falters for a second as she glances at Sagiri’s chest, then back to her own. Sagiri doesn’t notice, so she has no idea why Hibari starts going shuriken like crazy at her.

“You...! Just because you have that body!” Hibari yells.

“Wh-what are you talking about!?” Sagiri cries while avoiding the ****.

The rain of shuriken finally stops when a third person steps in. This newcomer is an old woman using a large shuriken as a hair tie, much like Sagiri does. She’s holding one of Hibari’s shuriken between her fingers with a smile.

“My my! You two sure are energetic!” she says with a laugh.

“Grandma!” Sagiri exclaims.

“Hibari, are you still trying to one up your cousin? I’m rooting for you but be warned that it won’t be as easy as that. She’s one of the Chuuma’s most gifted warriors!” the old woman muses.

“I will! I will surpass her!” Hibari states.

“Good luck. It seems like now Sagiri’s even besting you as a woman! If her reports are true, then she’s been having tons of sex at the Yuragi Inn!”

“S-sex?!!”

“Oh yes! She’s been having relations with a man called Muryo! The first time they met he fondled her breasts, and even now she tends to his needs on a regular basis!”

Sagiri doesn’t refute any of this. Why would she? It’s completely normal to do those things with Muryo. She obviously details her exploits with her in her letters to home.

“Well, those things do sound normal... but Sagiri! What is he like?!” Hibari demands.

“Well...” Sagiri thinks as she taps her chin. “He’s completely unremarkable. He’s shorter than me, and his very being just seems extremely average. He does have an incredible penis though, but that too is pretty normal.”

The three women don’t bat an eye at that contradictory statement. It’s almost as if no matter what, they can’t see Muryo as anything but completely normal, even those who haven’t met him yet.

As Sagiri finishes her explanation she turns to Hibari, who is glaring at her.

“H-Hibari isn’t a fool! She knows it’s only expected for you to do these things, but I’ll catch up one day!”

Hibari then rushes off, leaving her cousin looking confused and her grandmother looking exasperated.

“Honestly that girl...” the old woman sighs.