Shrink Ray Commercial

“Hello, I am Sam Markeson and I am here to introduce to you a brand new product by Flamo Incorporated,” the infomercial guy said as he reached behind his counter. The Lucy was restrained next to him on a bed and she didn’t look happy.

“What is going on!” She demanded as she pulled against the straps.

“I have next to me a standard Lucy Heartfilia fresh from her universe here to help me demonstrate the Personal Shrink Ray.” He pulled out a small handheld device with an antenna. “Or PERSR for short. This will allow you to shrink your characters whenever you desire to whatever size you desire.” He pointed the device at Lucy who increased her struggling before with a blue light and a puff of smoke she appeared to disappear. The host quickly grabbed into the smoke and pulled out a small 6-inch tall Lucy still clothed. A small disclaimer appeared at the bottom of the screen, ‘Shrinking clothing is not included in purchase. Minimum shrinking set to 2 inches, Flamco not responsible for lost or squished shrunken characters.’

“Turn me back,” you could hear Lucy shouting. Erza was practically growling at Lucy’s treatment and you slowly shifted a bit away from Erza.

“Great for if you are running out of room in your collection of characters, you can just shrink them down and keep them in an appropriate container,” the host explained as the camera followed him over to another counter with several different containers. “Call now and included in your purchase is your choice of cage, you have the classic mouse tank with all the necessities,” He placed the Lucy inside a glass tank with a mouse wheel, water bottle and a plastic nest thing. A timelapse showed the Lucy in the cage attempting to escape and eventually running on the wheel and drinking from the water bottle. He picked her up and moved her to the next one.

“The birdcage,” he put her in a birdcage where Lucy spent time climbing the bars and swinging on the perch.

“The fish bowl for aquatic or amphibian characters,” Lucy was left on a floating island in the tank as small fish and a few tiny mermaids swam around the bowl.

“Leave her alone,” Erza shouted as Lucy tripped and fell into the water where the curious mermaids tried to play with her as she struggled to the surface. Sam was quick to pull her out of the water and carried her to the last container.

“Or the mini house,” a large dollhouse was shown and the side was opened up. “For just a hundred dollars more, you could buy the mini-house with room for a dozen characters, and if you plug it in, it will have amenities such as heating, lighting and electricity.” It shows Lucy settling into a room with a soft bed drying with a mini hair dryer and turning on the TV. That would be useful if the harem gets too big later, you think idly and you notice Aelita typing away on her tablet.

“And once you want them back up to size, just press the yellow button three times when pointing it at them,” the host picks Lucy up and sets her on the counter and a moment later she is back up to normal size. She didn't struggle as the infomercial host patted her head. “Now they are ready for whatever activity you set out for them.” Another disclaimer appeared at the bottom of the screen, ‘Flamo is not responsible for damage to characters or other property if you unshrink them when in a too small container.’

“This device will react to your characters’ implants and/or chip so you don’t have to worry about getting shrunk yourself.” He says as he pointed the device at a prime worlder coworker who walked into frame. The blue light was emitted but the coworker remained the same.

“Call the number on your screen or visit the Flamo website to take advantage of this amazing deal,” He finished the pitch and another commercial started to play. You look at Erza who was still seething at seeing the infomercial host manhandle a Lucy. You think about what you can do…