Shower can wait

You just smile.

"Much as I'd like that, I'm pretty hungry. If you can be patient, I'll get us some snacks and then we can jump in the shower."

She gives you another kiss, and you sink into each other once more. Your tongues wrapping and folding as saliva travels to and fro. She's so warm…

"Go get your sandwich lover boy. I'll be waiting right here," she says, pulling back from you as a string of saliva falls on her chin.

You stride out of your room on cloud nine. It's a warm Saturday afternoon, you had a beautiful woman in your room, and you couldn't be feeling better. You take the stairs two at a time, and the air whistles past your naked body as you go.

The Kitchen in your house takes up the whole first floor. Your mum is an avid cook, and has every manner of utensil and ingredient in one of the many cupboards. There isn't even a dining table, just chairs pushed up against any flat surface that won't get in the way during cooking. You had not been blessed with any of her cooking skills, so you pulled out some bread, ham slices, and artisan lettuce. How it's any different from normal lettuce, you still couldn't be sure, but your mum insisted on buying it.

As you were assembling the bachelor pad special, you were so lost in your reverie that you didn't notice the door behind you open. The sharp intake of breath caused you to whip around, revealing… mum. Shit.

You both stood, staring at each other.

Well, you stared at her. She was staring at your crotch. With a look that wasn't anything you'd ever seen before. In fairness, you'd never been butt-ass naked in her kitchen before.

"I-i-i can explain," you said, taking a step forward.

"Yes… explain…" she replied, as if in a trance.

"I- mum? Are you okay?"

She jumped, her eyes refocusing on your face this time.

"Why, yes darling, I'm fine. Are you okay?"

"You're not… mad?"

"Should I be? Hold on, did you do something?"

"I'm naked…"

"Well, when you've got a cock like that, it makes sense."

"Wh-what?"

"Darling we should get those ears of yours checked. You have a nice cock, why would I be mad about getting to see it?"

"I- Wh- HUH?!?"

"Oh dear, is this the first time you're finding out?" Your mother shook her head, "I know you've not been lucky with the ladies, but I'm sure even you can see how nice of a cock you're rocking?"

You just opened and closed your mouth like a singing bass.

"Though, since you've got it on display..." she returns to staring, "would you mind if mama had a taste?"