Show's over, folks

The Magnet Man snapped his fingers, and all the women descended slowly to the floor. Including Susie and Bonnie, who instantly shrieked, covered themselves and sprinted as far as they could for the nearest safe place.

So did all the other women, naturally. Of course, there were no safe places in the Carnival of Shadows, especially if you were a beautiful woman who'd just been stripped down to nothing but your bra and panties. But the women didn't know that yet.

They fled in all different directions, completely humiliated in front of all the laughing men. Some were luckier than others. Mayor Peggy slipped on a wet tuft of grass and planted her face in a mud puddle, while Trixie Washington somehow contrived to burst through a canvas screen and land directly in a birthday cake that a bunch of clowns were about to start eating. The goth girl ran straight into the lair of Halfdan, the carnival kraken, who thought her panties were cute and decided to keep them. The artsy redhead, meanwhile, had some trouble with the ghosts.

Very soon the whole carnival was overrun by hot girls in their underwear, squealing their little heads off and trying to find somewhere to hide.